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lifeofpatterns · 16 days
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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lifeofpatterns · 23 days
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weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote
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lifeofpatterns · 28 days
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Be gay do crime but in Barvaria and we're putting these everywhere
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lifeofpatterns · 29 days
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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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You're doing amazing & you can do this!
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I wrote a few thousand words of the next LRHWY chapter but I’m stuck now. Wanting to write 10 different fics (I have a problem, okay??). Someone send motivation or I shall perish under the weight of my ambitious list of WIPS
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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“I have never met anyone who resisted my charms a much as you do,” Magnus groans. 
“Believe me, it’s very difficult for me to do that,” Alec replies. 
“Then why?” Magnus inquires.
“You know.”
“Your husband doesn’t have to know,” Magnus answers but then a disgusted expression appears on his own face. “Okay fine. That was wrong. I’m sorry.”
“I know. That isn’t you.”
“How would you even know?” Magnus rolls his eyes. “You don’t know me.”
Alec gives him a small smile. It’s difficult to watch Magnus like this. Even if this isn’t his Magnus—he’s Magnus. And Alec is in love with all versions of his husband.
Past. Present. Future. 
Magnus is Magnus. 
But there is something about this version of his Magnus that gnaws at Alec’s chest, ripping his heart up. 
“What? You don’t like this version of me?” Magnus huffs. “The future Magnus you know must be quite better.”
“It’s not that. You have to believe me,” Alec pleads.
There’s not much of a difference. Just that this Magnus is in more pain than Alec would ever like him to be—which is basically no amount. 
“Why would you travel through time just to come here? To this century?” Magnus raises an eyebrow. “There is nothing good about this year. Or decade.”
You’re here. Alec wants to say. But he can’t tell Magnus that. He doesn’t want to tell Magnus about them.
Yet. 
It feels slightly wrong. To barge in on his past, when he is at his most vulnerable and talk about a life that is still decades and decades away from him. 
“I don’t understand you, shadowhunter,” Magnus exhales. “How are you so—“ Magnus stops mid-ay. 
“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have come.”
“Maybe,” Magnus snaps and it shuts Alec up. He’s never at  the end of this. Then Magnus lets out a breath. “I apologise.” 
“It’s okay.”
“Tell me something good about the 21st century.”
Alec thinks for a moment. There are a lot of things he wants to tell. 
Magnus asks him a few more other questions but Alec knows he’s abiding the most important one.
“You can ask me, you know?”
“Ask what?”
“If you’re happy in the future?” Alec breathes. 
Magnus’s eyes widen at the words. Before he chuckles drily. 
“Fine. I’ll bite. Am I happy?”
It takes him barely a second to answer. Maybe less. “Incredibly. You have evetyhin you ever wished for.”
“You do not know what I truly wish for, darling,” Magnus huffs. 
“I do.” “How?”
“Everyone wants that.”
Magnus chuckles that. “So, you’re saying that my deepest desires are nothing special. Good to know.”
Alec finally closes the distance between them and asks for Magnus’s hand.  “You are so happy in the future. Most of the time, I think. And I wish you could only believe how special you are to someone. How you are their everything.” 
----Time travel one-shot
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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ok I’m trying to see something here
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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tastes awful! Avoid at all costs
If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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if there's one thing we can learn from this booping experience it's that we need to give people notes and interact with them for tumblr to be fun and thriving
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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[art by @beelzeebub ]
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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"Honey, I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for. I will shatter this silly little battlefield into dust. In a heartbeat. Into dust."
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lifeofpatterns · 1 month
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here comes the oncoming storm in his little coat and beanie
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lifeofpatterns · 2 months
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He is just describing himself at this point xD
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lifeofpatterns · 2 months
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English added by me :)
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lifeofpatterns · 2 months
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Oh, that's an interesting thought! I think for me it was the other way around tho (at least I was not aware that being aroace was a possibility)...
Does it happen to anyone else that being aroace means that you're practiced at ignoring social pressure, so you just don't feel the need to drink alcohol?? I feel like that's the main reason I don't drink
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lifeofpatterns · 2 months
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I still can't believe that I was highly entertained by an in-depth conversation about the differences between chocolate bars and bars of chocolate and when to eat them xD
I have never in my life heard David say the word "boost" and now I've heard him say it about 75 times
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