lifeinspiredpoems
Life Poetry
Poems about my life. My experiences put into words
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Don’t hit on my fiancé or I’ll hit you with a brick
And screw you too! Screw both of you!
My sister is getting married in a week!
im happy because now I won’t have to live with her anymore 😀 😁
can we seriously get a congrats for @lifeinspiredpoems tho!
🎉 💍 👰♀️
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Did you just-
okay yea thanks and all, but I hate you too 😘
also, you just turned around from complaining about a trip to missouri and congratulated me. Child. Are you bipolar or just confused
And, I will say it once more “mr right” please we can come up with something better than that can’t we?
My sister is getting married in a week!
im happy because now I won’t have to live with her anymore 😀 😁
can we seriously get a congrats for @lifeinspiredpoems tho!
🎉 💍 👰♀️
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I mean you’re not wrong, we are the reason for the move. At least you two don’t have to stay there
Goodbye wonderful weather and nice, cool breezes, hello humidity and hot and stickiness and waking up in a small puddle each morning
Hello Missouri
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Excuse you.
Hello a job opportunity to be a sole provider, and hello good community
But also hello humidity ☹️
Goodbye wonderful weather and nice, cool breezes, hello humidity and hot and stickiness and waking up in a small puddle each morning
Hello Missouri
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Keep going my guy
I'm about to write 10k words today! :)
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Well the cat likes me
@requesteddrawings and @randomnessandthings-anything
there is literally nothing more entertaining than watching the two of you squabble
such cute little things
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Hey no that’s not allowed
@requesteddrawings and @randomnessandthings-anything
there is literally nothing more entertaining than watching the two of you squabble
such cute little things
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@requesteddrawings and @randomnessandthings-anything
there is literally nothing more entertaining than watching the two of you squabble
such cute little things
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I had already followed you, and now that I k ow you’re ace I’m just
😃😃😃😃
Bestie!
Me when people post pictures of people that are clearly meant to be physically attractive:
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Yay 🎉 congrats, and welcome to the dark forbidden hole called tumblr. You’re here now. You can’t get out.
Soon we will come. It will seem innocent. Then we will destroy your life. We will consume you, break you, control you so that nothing besides tumblr matters. And when you are living alone in a log cabin with your phone and computer, hissing at intruders, we will know our job is complete
guys i posted something on tumblr :0
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i just snorted and woke up my cat
rub a dub dub three men in a tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay
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I... I cannot begin to express how much this post has changed me. I am no longer who I was. How could I be, after realizing that we could all be Edward Scissor-ceps
why have biceps when you can have these bad boys
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I am person A
A: Well at least I know right from wrong
B: Well at least I know right from left
A, who still doesn't know their lefts and rights: *murderous scowl*
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Twist: the imposter is a nun
Among us but with monks
amonk us
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Congrats, have a moldy sparrow pie that I found in an unspeakable place
guys i posted something on tumblr :0
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