consider: intrusive thoughts described like shitty Buzzfeed articles
“Top 10 Reasons Why You’re Actually a Pedophile”
“People Are Sharing the Best Slurs to Scream at the Top of Your Lungs and Honestly I Am So Here For It”
“Tell Me Your Favorite Color and I’ll Tell You You Can Jump In Front of A Moving Train Right Now”
“You’ve Heard of [Normal Activity], But Have You Heard of All the Horrible Ways You Can Die While Doing It???!!”
“This Quiz Will RevealWhich Hand You Could Hypothetically Stick in a Blender!”
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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Stunned by the amount of people who still treat protesting like it's a fun little goofy thing. Saw an Instagram tutorial on how to make "spicy cocktails" of tomato paste and red dye to spray at fascist counter protestors. Like, legally that's assault. If you're going to assault someone to discourage behavior, you have a vested interest in making it fucking hurt and using actual pepper spray. You're putting kids with super soakers up against cops and fascists with real guns and someone is going to get shot.
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might get shot and killed for this but allo people only being able to categorize platonic relationships as "parental" or "siblings" is actually so embarrassing. have you never had friends before
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*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
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My round food art
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Serval (Leptailurus serval), MELANISTIC, family Felidae, Amboseli National Park, Kenya
Photograph by nicolas.urlacher.photographer
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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE
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