autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
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being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
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D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet
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"vaccines cause autism" "milk causes autism" no. powerwash simulator causes autism. and brother, im a completionist
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sure sex is great but have you considered the “ding!” when you complete a task in powerwash simulator?
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Michigan. June 2023
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when you're trying to dj a party but the loud music spooked your turntable and you have to calm it down
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bobs burgers is genuinely the most autistic show on television and i live for it
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ice pack on my penis
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doll parts by hole has my whole bussy
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Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine
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