Saul Steinberg- Untitled (Four Cats), New York, USA, 1950
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when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries
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(texting my boss at 4 am) i believe giant monsters will return to roam this planet very soon
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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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I'm not trying to start a fight, but I'm literally sleepier than you are.
I don't care how sleepy you think you are right now
I'm sleepier
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My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.
My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.
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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?
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