angieshepperd:
Croissant meets donut. Keep up, Treebeard.
I’m sorry I can’t keep up with you young folk.
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evan-john:
You can’t even tell. You model?
No, no, no. Not my thing. State Game Warden.
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evan-john:
Oh, I’m sure they dropped cold at your feet. I mean, look at that smile.
Yeah, good times... Paying a fortune for the braces worked then.
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The fuck is that.
Who remembers cronuts? That shit was wild.
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evan-john:
Evan. Pleasure’s mine, pal.
You’ve got a nice face on you, friend, if I may be so bold.
I’ve heard that a lot, actually. It was really awkward after my middle school phase where it went from everyone ignoring me to everyone throwing themselves at me.
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evan-john:
I wouldn’t call any city in Maine big. And yeah, no. The southern cities are insane. Everyone’s fake nice. Jackson, New Orleans, Atlanta. Crazy.
I thought about refuting that... but I realized you’re right. I knew she was holding out on me.
Name’s Liam. Nice to meet you bro.
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evan-john:
Does any large city have friendly people really?
Maine’s pretty friendly. My friend Lottie’s told me that the south does, but I don’t buy it.
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evan-john:
It’s a garbage city, but it’s always been home for me. Nothing like the smell of sewer in the morning to make you feel like everything’s right in the world.
Still not used to that, that’s for sure. And the lack of overall friendliness, it’s astounding, really.
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Too many people, but then again I’m the dumbass who moved here so I guess the joke’s on me.
New York is so god damn messy.
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“You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart”
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What a life to live.
Oh but I like living on the edge of broken bones.
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You need to strengthen your dainty ankles.
I value my dainty lady ankles
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Almost.
Oh dude I KNOW, near death is almost worth it.
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If it’s any consolation, you’re almost taller than me with those heels.
Suuuper cute. Especially when I fall on my ass because heels.
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I bet it’s a cute chicken dance.
Exactly as advertised. You should see my chicken dance.
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What does that mean? Yours weren’t any better.
That’s the word I’ll go with, yeah.
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What do you mean? My dance moves were killer!
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