this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed

Olly Jeavons (artofolly)

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

No none of the above this is for the wine enjoyers

clown chasing someone on foot and they pass a kid playing toy cars and say "gimme that, kid" and take one of the cars and get in and continue chasing the other person

me and the dead boy i pulled by killing him