can you explain the riddler to me like I'm five

okay so imagine if a man in a leotard had a desperate need to prove that he's smarter than everybody else and decided to do this by making a man dressed up as a bat solve word problems

Lex Luthor is "stealing forty cakes" evil, not "Assassinate Abraham Lincoln" evil.

Superboy #85 "The Impossible Mission!" (1961)

I think everyone saw this video

Lex Luthor did not sleep the way most people slept.  Experience had taught prison officials how unwise it was to allow their star inmate unsupervised access to tools or chemical materials of any kind.  The only objects in Luthor's cell after ten o'clock lights out were a legal pad and a ball-point pen.  This was a foolish precaution, of course.  The prison would hold Luthor for as long as Luthor chose to be held, and not a moment longer.  Meanwhile, B.J.  was perfectly capable of seeing that the boss's diverse enterprises did not crumble in his absence.

One night, in a loose moment, Luthor figured out how to melt the plastic cap of the pen, let a certain amount drip into the ink refill, extract a substance from the glue that bound the legal pad, wrap it all in half a sheet of yellow paper and make an explosive powerful enough to blast out a wall of his cell.  Luthor would never do that, of course.  If he did, the next time he was in jail the warden wouldn't give him his pen and pad.

Elliot S! Maggin - "Superman - Last Son of Krypton"

Superman '78: The Metal Curtain #4 (2024)

written by Robert Venditti art by Gavin Guidry & Jordie Bellaire

So Lex has this paint in his Office...

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Doomsday Clock issue #2

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

It's my birthday today so have a silly redraw 🎉 ...which, when I think about it, is also a little sad. Oh well.

Hypothetically, if you were able to bang superman, would you top or bottom?

boy what i would do with superman transcends top and bottom

look at my head boy

has this been done yet

Smallville by Steffany Rodriguez.

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

In the episode where Wally and Lex switch bodies with that iconic scene where luthor in Wally’s body takes off his mask and has no idea who he is, no one else knows he did that, only Luthor. and it’s not like he could figure out who the flash was based solely off of his own memory of what he looks like?

But he absolutely would recognize him if Clark say, took Wally as his plus one to a press event that Luthor happened to be attending leading to the strangest stare down of Wally’s life.

WHERE IS LEX LUTHOR SO I CAN SLAP HIS BALD HEAD. WHERE IS HE. ALSO MERCY???? PLEASE.

ALSO FINALLY MY PENGUIN AND RIDDLER DESIGNS ALONG WITH MISS TUESDAY.

justice league unlimited: season 2, episode 12, divided we fall