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lewdsomedream · 2 months

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If a werewolf girl twice my size wanted to use me as a stuffed animal to cuddle with while she sleeps, who would I be to disagree? And if she wanted to chew on me a little bit, how could I blame her? It's just her instinct, she needs something to chew. And if she wanted to knot me, who am I to stop her? She needs a fleshlight, especially one that is warm and makes cute noises.

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lewdsomedream · 2 months

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*plap plap plap* now you may think the advantage of a polearm is merely its reach--ngh--but while that is partially true, the more accurate advantage would simply be torque *plap plap plap* a polearm can generate more force using centripetal motion--take it, you fucking slut--and besides this, the simplicity of construction of many polearms made them easy to manufacture and therefore they became very popular

(@dickconoisseur)

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lewdsomedream · 5 months

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It would

I just think spreading my legs for someone while they use a vibrating wand on the tip of my cock until I'm whining and cumming my brains out would fix me that's all

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lewdsomedream · 5 months

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it's always basically just human, and what's with that?

Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:

Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.

Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?

Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.

Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.

Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.

Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.

Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.

Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.

PUSSY TENTACLES!!

Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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please goddess, I promise I’ll do anything

I can stay locked away for so much longer

Whatever you want or need

please i need it

I'm having so much fun tho.... I don't want to let that waste away.

but

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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let's try this one more time: tummy Tuesday part 2!!! with the wonderful @thotsoflore

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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i'm not southern, but it's still just an affectionate term for me

calling trans women "hon" because I'm southern not because of 4chan

heritage not hate 🫡🏳️‍⚧️

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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correct, thank u @thotsoflore for the wonderful day~

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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sex is like opening a plastic bag: use your teeth. and/or a knife

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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please please please

I’ve waited all day to finish

I’ll do or post anything

if you let me orgasm once I’ll do anything, post anything

please

You're doing so well doll, but the time isn't quite up yet. You do have my curiosity with that post offer though....

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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please goddess may I finally orgasm?

my brain is breaking, i’m so close

I’ll do anything to just finish once

please please please

You're so cute! But you can go a little while longer. I believe in you doll, you'll make it. You're a good doll and you'd never finish before you get permission.

#try again later

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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2/2

✨reblog if you are a massive nerd or if you have a breeding kink✨

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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normalize no-pressure sex where u just practice fucking n learning each other’s body n rhythms n idiosyncrasies n letting each other know what feels good n doesn't while discovering things u didn't know felt so good to u along the way

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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Bit of advice to anyone who is new to kink or even just sex: assume "no", "stop", "too much", "wait" etc are safewords unless you specifically negotiate otherwise.

You can play with "no no it's too much stop" type stuff being banter or dirty talk or whatever, but you shouldn't assume they are. Yes even if you set a safeword and you or the other person isn't using it.

Also: getting quiet or not very responsive is a reason to check in. Someone not being able to give you a clear "yes I'm having fun let's keep going" or seeming a bit off is a reason to stop when you do check in, especially when they're a new partner.. You can't just assume things are fine bc they haven't said the safeword.

Safewords should be extra measures to ensure ongoing consent, not the only measure.

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lewdsomedream · 7 months

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yeah.............. I can relate, I get really wet these days.

something I've noticed recently is that I get wet like super super easy, I was on a date/hookup the other day and I took off my skirt when it was time and I had a wet spot in my panties like an inch across and we hadn't really done that much foreplay. Guess I'm a slut or something idk

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