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absolutely brilliant take I just had to read with my own two fuckin eyeballs
"he's neurotypical (except for the ocd)"
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Fave martin blackwood things:
- lied about a MASTERS in PARAPSYCHOLOGY in his cv. why did he choose such a niche study like how many jobs could that even get you
- writes the most terrible poetry you’ve ever heard (said with love) and plays background music while recording it onto a tape recorder for the vibes
- when encountering a terrifying worm lady that tries to add you to her flesh hive, he MAKES SURE to keep some of her worms just so he can stick it in his bosses face
-the rudest guy in the world (said boss) does one nice thing for him that he didn’t expect and he immediately falls in love (this is real to me ok let me have this)
-wears video game shirts to work
-goes on rants about spiders importance to the ecosystem to a guy with the worst arachnophobia ever
-hides CO2 cans so that ‘the worms don’t find it’
-forces his boss to go on lunch dates with him so he doesn’t completely lose it to paranoia
-walked into his bosses office, found a DEAD BODY THAT WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, and all he says is “oh jon 😕😕”
-has practically the same reaction later on when someone tells him his boss compelled them to relive their worst trauma
-gets told the guy he’s been in love with for multiple years treats him horribly and goes “yeah and”
-outsmarted an avatar of the lonely despite being in a horrible depressive episode with no contact to anyone else
-manages to make peter fully believe he’s dedicated to the lonely even as his crush of many many years is practically confessing his love at every interaction
s5 martin is my favourite id need a whole extra post for him loml
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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have
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mutuals and followers at large I'm glad you're alive and I hope it gets easier
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Gilear Faeth is doomed by the narrative in that he was supposed to be just Some Guy, but his daughter was so determined for him to be part of the narrative that he ended up with an ancestral curse
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I think they left the stove on
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even more hermits as text posts
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more hermitcraft as textposts but this time i’ve collected just so many about fish (and other… related… things…) that it’s all youre getting
part 1 here
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another batch of textposts: hermitcraft edition!
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it’s been a while since i made one of these so here’s another batch of hermitcraft textposts hot off the press
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the fact remains that body horror is an expression of intimacy. a grotesque and perverse one, maybe, but intimate nonetheless.
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knowing now that iskall knew it was joel the whole time makes it so much better, and also explains the obsession he has now. he saw joel enacting psychological prank warfare against etho and was immediately enamoured. like recognizing like. two agents of chaos.
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i see a lot of people saying that next game changer episode should be deja vu again but with different contestants, and while i love that idea. consider
next season. or even a couple seasons from now.
same players. same premise. same questions (and perhaps a couple added for twists of course)
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