Look, my settlements need crops and I’m the only one planting them ._.

Wanted to do a little practice comic before tackling the real thing. It’s a little memory of how things started ^^

Me, tears streaming down my face as I try to plug my phone in in the dark: please leave me alone

Tulpa of Benedict Cunberbatch: [Already manifesting floating above me]

minecraft “i can’t remember where i put anything” asmr

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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

“Books are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“E-books are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Audiobooks are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Video games are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Subscriptions to magazines/newspapers are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

For real, get a library card for your local public library and you will have almost unlimited access to all kinds of media for free. Libraries also often have many different kinds of classes you can take, often for free or very cheap. Oh, and don’t forget the computers and internet access you can also use for free.

In conclusion, yet a library card.

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY!!!

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

When a certain someone keeps dropping into the shop too often and a demon has had enough.

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. CRAB 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

helpthis is terrible I have been looking for a simple program to plan my new appartment where I do not need to sign in anywhere and can just check if all my furniture will fit into the rooms but the only one I found only uses feet and inches and I never felt this stupid in my life what the everloving hell is going on with your measurment system

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

i just watched the omen (1976) and while i really enjoyed it, i couldn’t stop myself from laughing at JUST how much neil and terry stole from it when writing good omens 😭😭

Hi Mr Gaiman, sorry to bother about a very random question I had out of curiosity (and it could be that you've already answered this), but why tumblr? It's fun but you really don't see many popular writers here so it's kind of surprising, but in a good way! Thanks for being here!

It's quiet here. Things I say don't get misquoted (or noticed) in news outlets, posts have zero commercial effect, it's relatively stress-free, and I feel like I do it for fun. (Last year a Tumblr person reached out and asked if I'd do a formal answering questions on Tumblr for a week, and I thought for a moment and wrote a nice letter back saying no. For me the whole point about posting on Tumblr is that it's not an obligation to anyone. It's not work. It's just for fun.)