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What position do you prefer for a three some
I have to be the center of attention in every aspect of my life
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tiddies? Out
third eye? Open
they were? Roommates
hotel? Trivago
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If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl
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reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread
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joseph: mary, how are you pregnant?
mary, who’s about to invent christianity: oh? haven’t you heard?
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me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you
my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster
me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘
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SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
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