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Totally relatable. As a stranger, I would have back you up (and laughed inside).
So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
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Anderson Cooper: What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
Trump: that’s a great question. I’m so glad you asked. Fucking Isis. Huh? Hilary hasn’t emailed ice cream in 30 years! Where are you hiding the flavors? Muslims
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a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
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More of my work on tumblr
My facebook page
IG: @woltor_
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It’s like…. how do you explain it in English?
literally anyone who knows English+another language (via yuehong)
the other way around too
(via sinnbin)
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