Who the signs are to you:
ARIES:
Aries: the person you don’t really know well, but you’re always having a great time going out together
Taurus: that weirdo at work you just can’t get along with without any apparent reason
Gemini: that from-time-to-time sex partner
Cancer: your little sister you always have to protect from everyone
Leo: shopping buddy
Virgo: that one bitchy, arrogant chick you couldn’t stand at the first sight
Libra: future wife/husband
Scorpio: that one ex you’ll always feel attracted to, even though it will never work out
Sagittarius: crush
Capricorn: that weird nerdy neighbour that looks quite lovely but you never spoke a word to them
Aquarius: that one person that gets everything you want so much
Pisces: just a random useless person
TAURUS
Aries: an annoying guy at work who gets all the credits you deserve
Taurus: your first love you’ll never forget
Gemini: that two-faced bitch you’re a little jealous of
Cancer: that person you’re not really best friends with but to whom you can always turn when you feel down
Leo: that hot guy you secretly crave
Virgo: a childhood friend that helped you become who you are now
Libra: your boss
Scorpio: your boyfriend/girlfriend
Sagittarius: crazy, odd creep that entertains you when you’re sad
Capricorn: bff!
Aquarius: your loving grandmother
Pisces: that one pervert you know who always makes you laugh
GEMINI
Aries: a huge crush you can’t get over no matter what you do
Taurus: high school desk neighbour
Gemini: the person you laugh the most with
Cancer: your one & only real love
Leo: drinking buddy
Virgo: that one annoying person that always sees through you not buying your lies like others do
Libra: that girl intriguing all the time
Scorpio: that bitch with a few kilogrammes makeup on you just can’t stand
Sagittarius: best travel partner you’ll ever have
Capricorn: your older brother
Aquarius: the person you know has a crush on, but you can’t relate, even though you’re enjoying this fact
Pisces: the one who does all your homework
CANCER
Aries: you wish you had their confidence
Taurus: childhood neighbour
Gemini: your job partner who does all the work
Cancer: your opposite gender best friend, the prove that girl & boy can be just friends
Leo: they’re so beautiful, I wish I had a little of their beauty
Virgo: that person that tries to make you believe in how amazing you are
Libra: that weird person who never talks but you somehow still hang out with them
Scorpio: that one person who talks so sarcastically that you can’t understand if they’re being serious or not
Sagittarius: that annoying bitch bullying you all the time
Capricorn: that one person you will always like even though it doesn’t work out between you
Aquarius: how can you be so arrogant?
Pisces: best friend
LEO
Aries: slaying together!
Taurus: that one friend you’re trying to make more social, ‘cause they’re actually pretty cool, but they just prefer to Netflix & chill at home
Gemini: that one sarcastic but charming guy you like, but they keep making fun of your attitude
Cancer: your spiritually obsessed uncle
Leo: your wingman who always steals your girls in the end
Virgo: that silent friend who gets crazy as hell when drunk
Libra: your personal clown, basically entertaining you through life
Scorpio: the only person that knows how to handle your ego, but you can’t trust them, ‘cause they have some kind of power over you
Sagittarius: cooking partner
Capricorn: your older, smarter sister, but you’re always beating her in being popular & hot
Aquarius: the only person you will fall in love with for real
Pisces: your boss who’s way too easy to manipulate
VIRGO
Aries: that one guy who gets all the girls you like because they’re hot & charming, but you’re just a shy potato
Taurus: an actual friend
Gemini: that one person you feel kind of alike with but you still just don’t like them
Cancer: your boo
Leo: that girl you thought was your best friend but she has like 5 other best friends and so you feel somehow friendship wise heartbroken
Virgo: that fling you had on a holiday but it was so good you won’t ever forget them
Libra: I wish I was as creative & adorable as they are
Scorpio: your wife who’s gonna leave you in the end ‘cause she will realise how different you are after 10 years of marriage
Sagittarius: that hot girl you totally have a crush on but she’s out of your league, ‘cause well, you’re still a potato
Capricorn: the only friend who actually knows how to deal with your weirdnesses and phobias
Aquarius: your psychologist
Pisces: a girl you get perfectly along with, but can’t really understand why, because you’re so different
LIBRA
Aries: partner in crime
Taurus: your beauty idol you always try to copy
Gemini: only you can understand both of their faces
Cancer: that lovely person having so much bad luck that you always feel sorry for them
Leo: that flowers obsessed relative
Virgo: your neighbour
Libra: that one boring person that always asks you to go out. You know it’s gonna be boring but can’t say no, 'cause they are actually really nice
Scorpio: that person you’re inhumanly attracted to
Sagittarius: fiancé(e) that’s gonna leave you at the altar
Capricorn: fiancé(e) that’s gonna marry you
Aquarius: long lost half sister who turns out to be really cool
Pisces: the shoulder to cry on from time to time
SCORPIO
Aries: a huge crush who doesn’t really like you back but you keep trying, even though you know it’s gonna hurt
Taurus: your favourite singer
Gemini: the best person to have late night conversations with
Cancer: a lovely family member you will always support
Leo: that bitch needing attention all the time but you’re too busy being self-absorbed
Virgo: the sign that 90% of your crushes are
Libra: your best freaking sex partner ever
Scorpio: childhood love that never really faded
Sagittarius: that one cheater boyfriend you somehow forgive over and over again
Capricorn: your daughter you can act like best friends with
Aquarius: unexplainably undesirable person
Pisces: best friend you never dare getting in a romantic relationship with because you know you’ll hurt them
SAGITTARIUS
Aries: your modelling partner
Taurus: that stubborn little shit always trying to ruin your life
Gemini: you don’t know it yet but they’re the love of your life
Cancer: that person with an amazing taste in music so you can’t stop admiring it
Leo: drinking buddy
Virgo: your favourite actor
Libra: your make up artist
Scorpio: your witch neighbour, you don’t believe she actually is one but she scares you anyway somehow
Sagittarius: best travel buddy
Capricorn: that gloomy person, you never what they are actually thinking
Aquarius: on/off relationship
Pisces: that one person always trying to joke but has an awful sense of humour
CAPRICORN
Aries: your female friend that is amazingly beautiful & kind but just doesn’t believe it and all you do is trying to build up a little confidence in her
Taurus: your gay best friend
Gemini: lovely & interesting person to spend time with without any real trust
Cancer: that one adorable human being you will always wonder about like: how can you be so lovely & innocent?
Leo: that one bitch always trying to ruin your life, making drama around you now and then
Virgo: that person you get along with perfectly, you understand each other without words, you absolutely love them, but you’ll always stay friends because there’s a lack of physical attraction
Libra: they want you.
Scorpio: a fling
Sagittarius: that person you like somehow but it never comes to a real relationship, they seem not to notice you the right way
Capricorn: YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOULMATE
Aquarius: that annoying relative always judging you
Pisces: that one fake ass ex you’ll never forgive yourself dating
AQUARIUS
Aries: a friend that always manages to cheer you up
Taurus: that lovely person you always wanted to get to know, but you have no idea how to start a conversation
Gemini: just… bae
Cancer: head up, your crown is falling. Oh wait, which crown?
Leo: your most beautiful friend. she’s the only one allowed to be more beautiful than you are
Virgo: your long-lost child
Libra: that one friend that lives on the other side of the world but you stay friends no matter what
Scorpio: a person that life always puts as an interference to you, so you end up hating them
Sagittarius: that one relative you never meet ‘cause they’re always travelling
Capricorn: that one friend that seems completely heartless to you
Aquarius: a bitch you’re always competing with
Pisces: you fell in love with their kindness
PISCES
Aries: wait… who?
Taurus: that one person who protects you in difficult situations every time
Gemini: they seem so lovely why can’t they stop bullying me?
Cancer: cry buddy
Leo: that person with a huge heart, it isn’t obvious at first sight but you can trust them with anything
Virgo: future husband you will finally feel secure with
Libra: they are so beautiful you can’t help falling in love with them
Scorpio: gossip girl friend
Sagittarius: stupid high school buddy
Capricorn: your long-term love that you can’t forget
Aquarius: that married guy you can’t stop wanting
Pisces: bestie
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