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Im pretty much afpe's biggest fan
Way too into d&d
Im just here for the memes
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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:
If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.
If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.
I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.
There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.
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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies
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The catgirl hasn't even shown up yet and she's all over my dash; but this awesome young orc woman is being overlooked?
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Astarion: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.
Astarion: Minthara, can we talk, one ten to another?
Minthara: I am an eleven, but continue.
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I need people to give her more attention. Look at her and tell me she's not the absolutely darn cutesy thing EVER. Look at her snout!!! Her round little eyes!!!!! The cutesit ever.
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Leed appreciation post
Please take a moment to appreciate 🙏
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So, you're proposing we deceive them?
I am! Otherwise, these idiots would never let it go!
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I love Minthara so much. So much. She’s my wifey. I slaughtered some civilians and she said “That’s the hottest thing I have ever seen.” I told her I had murder juice in my veins and moonlighted as an enormous spiny demigod of death, and she said “That’s so fucked up and scary” while taking off her pants.
Really a dream gal. The definition of marriage material.
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queen please bless us with more of your amazing minthy screenshots 🥹
sure! here's another minthara photo dump
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Minthara learning that thousands of powerful, yet uniquely psychologically malleable people (possibly invisible to infravision!) are moving into the Underdark, led by her new companion Astarion: How do you feel about drinking blood. A lot of blood. Specifically the blood of my enemies when I march back to Menzoberanzan and stage a coup. :) After that it's deicide.
Astarion, who would kill for a decent shower and some new shoes: Will there be fancy wine and silk sheets?
Minthara: You may have the wine and bedding of the highest ranking noble you kill.
Astarion: Sold.
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i support all of minthara's wrongs
minthara + text posts (more bg3)
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he just told me the exact date of my death
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