More adventures with human Bentley! We know she plays favourites when it comes to the ineffables…
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“The trouble with being a policeman in a small, normally law-abiding village was that you did not strike fear or terror into the heart of anyone.”
— M. C. Beaton, Death of a Perfect Wife: A Hamish Macbeth Mystery
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I had a plan for my Good Omens fic. I truly did.
But when I was writing things got out of hand and now I’m crying as this tooth rotting fluff I’m writing.
Too bad it won’t last
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Dead girl by the bar all dressed up
(I've been looking for you)
Pin-up girl, but you're not her
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fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here
we used to have real television
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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The concept of not using your top sheet is totally foreign to me. I guess it’s because I grew up in a drafty old house sleeping under down comforters, antique quilts, wool blankets and other pieces of bedding that were a sensory nightmare/difficult to clean. I see people in my generation joke about the uselessness of the top sheet and I’m like. Idk, I think it has a pretty important job to do protecting you from touching the creepy haunted quilt your great grandma sewed.
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Hey man, so sorry about your lover. Yeah, she’s trapped in another universe. Yeah, she also absorbed the heart of your space ship/time traveling machine. Yeah, she’s always going to be mentioned in the future because of how important she is.
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i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election
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I love once upon a time. imagine being a human man. with a doctorate. and a successful therapeutic practice. with no fucking idea you’re actually a fucking cricket
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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Happy Saturday everyone. ☕️
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THANK YOU!
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