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Lemon/Almaz/Vee | 19 y/o | pan & genderfluid | any pronouns | full-time technoblade stan
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The sturgeonposting army is 2000 strong
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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hey bud, maybe you should watch a video of a snake drinking water and calm down a bit
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these being the first three entries in the timeline of marcille’s life 😭
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its so crazy how black holes in media are orange now
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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit
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Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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jaypaw’s first night in the medicine den
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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities
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a fujoshi will always have 2 men to mash together while a himejoshi must find yuri in the way the wind blows through a field of grass
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