Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks

Pour one out for a real one.

Okay, spoilers, but the fact that Chronos DOESN'T LET YOU PAUSE HIS FIGHT???

Love that shit. I fuckin love when games change establish mechanics for narrative impact

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

Jinkies, I guess

“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

Specifically on Olympus. The game cute out now right at the base of the mountain, so who knows??

Hey, so this is a shot in the dark and probably not right, but given that we fight Scylla AND Polymepheus, and Circe is I'm the game, basically all the Odyssey references (Odysseus is even IN the game!!) I wonder if Poseidon might wind up being a boss in Hades 2.

Like (and I'm speculating cause I haven't got super far) there's talk of Chronos feeling very confident about finding "someone" so I wonder if surprise twist Poseidon traitor is on the table

Hey, so this is a shot in the dark and probably not right, but given that we fight Scylla AND Polymepheus, and Circe is I'm the game, basically all the Odyssey references (Odysseus is even IN the game!!) I wonder if Poseidon might wind up being a boss in Hades 2.

Like (and I'm speculating cause I haven't got super far) there's talk of Chronos feeling very confident about finding "someone" so I wonder if surprise twist Poseidon traitor is on the table

TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

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My dude, the Poseidon is coming from inside the house

Odysseus: I'LL GO WHERE POSEIDON WON'T REACH US.

Odysseus: But, I will be taking his advice!

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

The USA (and Canada) is a corporate dystopia! Hope that helps!

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester

Oh god

Is Epic!Odysseus just Maes Hughes

Odysseus showing people pictures of Telemachus like those cartoon gags where grandmothers pull out a never ending photo collection of their grandchildren from their wallet, but it’s just a frankly ridiculous amount of sketches of what he thinks Telemachus would look like

Like, you say the slightest thing that might indicate you might be willing to listen (or oftentimes even if you don’t), and Odysseus will pull out an entire freaking scrapbook from goodness knows where and give you his preprepared 13 hour lecture