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Shepard: Yeah let’s find Benezia’s daughter and interrogate her. See what she knows.
Benezia’s daughter: Please help me I’m stuck 🥺
Shepard: Ok 🥺
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Castlevania really went
But make it a woman
And we ate that shit up. Ordered seconds. Ate that too. Got dessert. Gobbled it down. Delicious.
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when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone
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you’re laughing. the powerpuff girls live action reboot script that’s so bad it’s barely for human consumption leaked and you’re laughing
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"don't speak ill of the dead" what's he gonna do. he can't haunt all of us
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this comment on the NYT’s carbonara recipe that uses bacon, tomato ketchup, and parmesan…….God’s mind
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men don’t tap dance with a little tophat and a cane like they used to
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