Happy snake with a full belly of mice 🥰

My last snake died because she wouldn’t eat. I was so anxious when my babygirl wouldn’t eat for a few days. She swallowed two small mice very hungrily once I fixed the thermostat. I’m a very happy dad

I can make friends with anyone if I just get them talking about music they listen to

This captures my ex pretty well

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This snake morph guide is just meant to explain some basics of morphs. I would caution anyone in buying a pet that takes a high level of care just because it's pretty, and frankly any breeder that continues to breed morphs with physiological and neurological defects should be put out of business. I did my best as I find this interesting and believe there's a lot of misinformation out there due to people trying to literally sell things to their audience.

I included some links if you would like additional reading. They range from a study on captive care management, studies I could find relevant to the severe issue morphs, and some general on snake color and scales.

HELP WHY IS THE HAVING TOO MANY SNAKES TO FEED DREAM SO REAL

The many nightmares I have about snakes....

YOU STUPID IDIOT I KNOW YOU STILL LIKE ME AND I CANT DENY THAT I STILL LIKE YOU A LITTLE BIT WHY DONT WE JUST GET BACK TOGETHER WHY DONT WE JUST MEET UP AND DATE AGAIN FR LIKE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. WE BOTH KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN. YOULL GET A NEW PARTNER AND YOULL DATE FOR A FEW MONTHS AND ALL THIS TIME YOU WILL STILL TALK TO ME ABOUT IT AND TELL ME ALL THE DIRTY DETAILS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME AND YOU ARENT GETTING ANY YOUNGER JUST GO FOR IT YOU MORON WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE. ALSO WHY TF DO I STILL NOT HATE YOU. I SHOULD HATE YOU. YOURE LITERALLY SO DISGUSTING

My new little girl Philomène ♡♡♡ she's a butter ball python and was born last August.

Please do not tell me bro is pissing in the couch

My dog was jealous of the attention I was giving my baby girl

Watched it a second time last night. I guess that means I like it

hi there, very cute BP! just wanted to let you know, those half-log hides are good Enrichment but they dont count as a hide :) a good hide is something snug, but not tight, that js completely enclosed and keeps a snake fully hidden. it is recommended that any reptile is given at least 3 hides in different parts of their enclosure so they can hide comfortably while also thermoregulating :)

Thank you for the advice! I’ll definitely get her more hides now that I have a new tank for her. Just need to wait for my next pay check ;)

Lol he isn’t anything like you wanted at all; he’s just the current person you got attached to who doesn’t think you’re disgusting

I’m so desperate to share my life with someone I can talk to every day, cook my meals together with, go shopping together, work alongside without needing to talk, go on adventures together, and hold each other at night. I know he wants that, too, and I cherish our conversations together. But he just isn’t the one. I don’t know how to explain it. His reality isn’t mine. He’s emotionally unstable and explosive. I don’t like the idea of rejecting him because I don’t think I’ll find anyone who really wants me for me. He sees me for me and he loves it, even if he doesn’t like to tell me directly. I know he cares and I know he finds me the most interesting and attractive person in the world. But he won’t show it and he won’t be real. He never likes to be real. He’s a pathological liar and I can’t have a healthy communicative relationship with someone like that

Legally blind in at least one eye at a time because I refuse to cut my hair

Me Before You is by no means a rom com. It’s a rom trag through and through

My girl is gonna get me tumblr famous Fr 🐍