always blows my mind when utah is left out of the "worst state" discussions

Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

bitcoin miners' union representative

Mods are asleep post Jay Leno in a cybertruck

Hey gang, won't be around a lot for thr next couple days. See were moving rapidly towards the total acquisition of an up and coming company that is really going tk make waves that massively disrupt major markets all over planet earth.

So here it is:

The Worlds First Breathable Condom

What yiu see here is ground breaking technology, a condom that perfectly wraps around any shape, any size, any length girth or height. This thing can fit it all, and it's even got ribs for "hir" pleasoure.

We've been working on this for a long time and we decided that the best idea possible was to make it red it would make the cock look big bright and noticeable. Like the monkeys you not supposed to stare at too long or everyone on the firld trip calls you gay at the zoo. The breathability comes from the fact that this unique design is 3d printed to allow microscopic gaps (too small for a sperm to crawl through) of air through invisibly, which allows coop air to enter the penisary zone to prevent sweating of the shaft, which can be proven to be the number way the condom ends up slipping off while inside.

In this work safe demonstration you can see how it conforms around most objects and can stretch all the way out to the average sized penis without any trouble (and don't worry fellas with the big stick, XLs are on the way too! 😜)

Literally so sad that you can't get disability allowance as a sneezy pyromaniac who's irrevocably horny

beco+81

i heard they are putting rat venom in this shit

delicate creatures who die of colic but love spicy curry. the world is cruel.

wait where the fuck is that knockoff korean lego set of that japanese politician getting assassinated