wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

Date idea:

We sit together under the Sturgeon Moon in August and I talk to you about the different sturgeon species and their status on the endangered species list, and why they're ranked there.

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

positivity post 😁😁!!!!

coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice

I’m having a strong One Piece brainrot

thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

You don't need them xoxo

happy 20 yr nabari anniversary to those who celebrate 🎉

ambiguity fans be like. perhaps