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alec lightwood is a handsome gentleman
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"mmm yummy grandmas tamales ."
"i am soo happy to eat grandmas tamales."
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You have been given the STRENGTH and RESOLVE needed to commit suicide during Grandmas Family Gathering!
Proceed?
|》 YES □ NO
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how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy
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thank god online isn’t real unlike the sun and fresh guacamole and drinking by the lake.
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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see there's no possible way that the cum of a guy who only eats food from dollar tree would taste anything except absolutely rancid but he has 3$ max to his name at any given moment so i would tolerate it begrudgingly
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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth
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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is
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when people with "adhd" use stimulants they are stealing resources from people who are just so tired and would like to be awake, people who want to lose a lot of weight at an unhealthy pace, and from people who literally need that medication to write long rants and essays about the world and such. was it worth it? thuis is why there's a shortage it's all thanks to people like you.
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everytime someone talks abt misogyny in fandom and how no one can talk about female characters, there's inevitably some person that goes "yeah every single female character to ever exist are all written terribly and thats why no one focuses on them 💔 such a shame 💔" then you go on their account and their favorite character is a male bg character with 3 speaking lines and they've made like 7 AUs so that man can be shipped with himself
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