last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

You know we only ever really "learn" how to bathe in our youth as it is taught to us by our parents and from then on most people kinda just bathe the same way right. And like barring actively deciding to do it the only way most people change their bathing habits is if they bathe with a loved one and get convinced to do somethi g different in the bath bc its cleaner/faster/whatever bc of them. Ok heres the thesis statement. The lack of communal bathing in society is holding us back from discovering The Ultimate Bathing

seagull girl and bird boy should meet and become a bird family

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

reblog for easter

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did