Some obvious facts:

The Black Death reduced the population of Europe by between one third and one half.

Vampires are immune to mortal ailments.

Late 14th-century Europe suffers from a massive vampire surplus.

The older I get, the more annoyed I am by Bella going on and on and on and on and on about how getting older seems like absolute fucking hell to her and there's nothing worse than not being 17 forever, and in general the way every single vampire is described to be forever young and baby faced essentially because EWWW wrinkles, EWWW imperfection, EWWW being old, like the whole saga is an ode to ageism

mutuals we’re not pretentious we’re just always right. not our fault

i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

what happened to moodboards. you guys used to love moodboards

Mandatory photo of the solar eclipse outside of my lab window!

interesting how we’ve never seen edward cullen and spiderus in the same room 🤔🧐

It's true.

she would not fucking wear that

i was explicitly warned not to look at this person’s weird takes about the pack so it’s 100% my own fault but i just saw someone say that billy’s to blame for the cullens coming back to forks because he “gives carlisle permission”, and i…

“He wanted to object, to threaten…but treaty or no, there was nothing he could do.”

carlisle literally TELLS billy, not asks

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“this female character was such a bitch” don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m holding her hand right now and you’re not

In some vampire stories, killing the vampire who bit you will cure you of vampirism. If this were true in Twilight lore, and there were a chain reaction (killing your creator's creator would cure your creator AND you) and the Cullens discovered it, what would they do?

I have a little something in the works for you guys and with today’s eclipse, it felt like the perfect moment to give you a little peek into it :) 🩸🍎🌙

Guess who… 🤫

by t*tomorrow

will truly never get over how messy carlisle was for making edward suck the venom out of bella in twilight. 'yes I am the only one here who has tasted human blood without sucking them dry, and son I know you specifically are overcome by her scent....but I'm a doctor. I'm the only one here who can set her leg😔' as if edward hasn't also been to medical school multiple times and has never assisted carlisle before sjdhsjsj edward ABSOLUTELY could have set her leg while his dad handled the venom. he was just panicking in the moment and carlisle was like CAN we wrap this up already. he fully did that expecting edward to just let her change sjdhdjsjkd