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I just want to help my friends.
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lazyassmermaid · 16 days
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lazyassmermaid · 17 days
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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀
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lazyassmermaid · 17 days
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Kristen running for Class President instead of Riz really gave the Bad Kids an advantage. Not because I think Riz would have a terrible campaign or that he’d be a bad president but that by Riz not being the candidate he could fade a bit more into the shadows like sure he’s Kristen’s campaign manager but Kipperlily’s focused on Kristen as her rival instead of him. No one was watching the literal private investigator like a hawk the way they would’ve if he was running.
The Rat Grinders took their eyes off the rogue and let him slink off into the shadows, an experienced party would know better than that.
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lazyassmermaid · 17 days
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star wars, but it’s just the memes
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
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lazyassmermaid · 17 days
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Scalped and beheaded multiple times
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lazyassmermaid · 17 days
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I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.
Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.
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lazyassmermaid · 17 days
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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:
DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.
It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.
Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.
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lazyassmermaid · 18 days
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This will make you cry.
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It's so funny that the intrepid heroes kept telling Zac to "just crit dude" in NeverAfter and ever since he's been critting unstoppably for two seasons straight now
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lazyassmermaid · 22 days
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KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
10th May 2024
Apes together strong!
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lazyassmermaid · 22 days
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Endless Fantasy High
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