I and my nipples agree.

Or on my nipples.

I and my nipples support this.

It was Lauren Boebert's nipples that shot the plane down.

So let me get this straight… we have night vision cameras in a theater so high definition that we could pick Lauren Boebert’s nipples out a lineup but yet it took 2 days to find a F-35B Fighter Jet?… yea we are definitely being lied to.

That plane was definitely sentient. It identified the “pilot” as a threat, ejecting him and then kept going puntil we shot it down.

So let me get this straight… we have night vision cameras in a theater so high definition that we could pick Lauren Boebert’s nipples out a lineup but yet it took 2 days to find a F-35B Fighter Jet?… yea we are definitely being lied to.

That plane was definitely sentient. It identified the “pilot” as a threat, ejecting him and then kept going puntil we shot it down.

Right here.

So let me get this straight… we have night vision cameras in a theater so high definition that we could pick Lauren Boebert’s nipples out a lineup but yet it took 2 days to find a F-35B Fighter Jet?… yea we are definitely being lied to.

That plane was definitely sentient. It identified the “pilot” as a threat, ejecting him and then kept going puntil we shot it down.

Here's the deal about Lauren Boebert's sexual escapades. I think of them the exact way I think of Bill Clinton's sexual escapades.

On a personal level, I'm offended.

On a political level, I don't give a flying fuck.

We can and should expect more from our leaders, but until the democrats care about their party's indiscretions I will not care about a republican who was getting it on with another consenting adult, even in a theater.

If a CEO got a BJ from an intern, they would be fired, but Billy Jeff Clinton can do it and it's suddenly not an abuse of power. All through the 90s we heard that it wasn't important. Well, I took those lessons to heart. "It's the economy, stupid," was their mantra. Meanwhile, Biden is presiding over a shitty economy and his fondling of little girls on national television gets ignored.

If Biden can pinch a child's nipple on national television and get away with it, then I don't give a flying fuck about Lauren Bobert's nipples.

They picked me out of a lineup?

So let me get this straight… we have night vision cameras in a theater so high definition that we could pick Lauren Boebert’s nipples out a lineup but yet it took 2 days to find a F-35B Fighter Jet?… yea we are definitely being lied to.

That plane was definitely sentient. It identified the “pilot” as a threat, ejecting him and then kept going puntil we shot it down.