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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 2 months
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If you look inside Alec Hardyā€™s head instead of a brain thereā€™s just this
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 4 months
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I think he wants to go home
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 5 months
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he has huge tracts of... land
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 5 months
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šŸŒˆšŸ’–āœØSend this to the twelve nicest people you know or seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome šŸ˜ŽšŸ’œšŸ’ššŸ’™šŸ©·
And what if I cried rn!!! ILY!,
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 5 months
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Love that rockstar tried to make John Marston this badass outlaw and everyone turned around and was like nah that's a malewife who gets bossed around by his woman and takes it up the ass
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 5 months
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ref by @kaphzzz
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 5 months
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I like the idea that when hoseas kids have all grown up n out of the house, they just reflexivity come to hosea when they've had a rough time of it, knowing that hosea won't ask them to talk but will allow them to stew for a bit, providing them with a blanket, warm tea n a table to silently sit at n he will simply read his newspaper at that table till they feel comfortable enough to talk about what is going on, they know that they can always come to hosea when they need a listening ear n not a solution to their problems n that hosea will be there for them
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 5 months
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 5 months
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Rip Karen Jones you would've loved being bisexual, hot chip and lyingšŸ˜”šŸ˜”
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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Charles and Arthur enjoying the night together
Teaser!
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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John Marston the type of man that when asked about his pronouns says
"Pro nuns? Of course I am pro nuns, they seem like nice women"
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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Feeling an impending meltdown about graduating college/getting a job so I will be combatting that by writing silly modern au storiesšŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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Iā€™m back b words. Deal wit it
Past sillies: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Yall know the drillll modern au headcanons with no rhyme or reason yadda yadda yadda see you under the cut *dab*
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-ppl always assume Arthur is a beer guy. But tell me he wouldnā€™t love something more silly like a high noon or a white claw
Charles is a wine lover!!!!!!!! He bonded with Hosea over it :)
Tell me Dutch and Hosea wouldnā€™t have a fancy little wine cupboard in their house.
-Charles and Arthur are BOTH hardheaded about pain
Both refuse to take an ibuprofen for a headache despite the other telling them to multiple times
When Charles had appendicitis he insisted Arthur didnā€™t need to leave work for it (he did, of course)
John, on the other hand, thinks that every little ache is the end for him. Which does not bode well in a marriage to Abigail who has a frighteningly high pain tolerance
-Charles and Arthur are both acts of service lovers so theyā€™re just constantly uno reversing each other with caring acts
-John is lactose intolerant. Yā€™all know Iā€™m right
-John and Abigail absolutely ā€œcheckedā€ their kidsā€™ candy after trick or treating
Mysteriously all of the peanut m&ms were bad and had to beā€¦.. thrown outā€¦ā€¦ā€¦
-speaking of Halloween, Charlesā€™ mom sent Arthur a picture of baby Charles dressed up as a little dinosaur in 1992 and he hasnā€™t stoped giggling about it bc itā€™s JUST SO CUTE :ā€™)
Arthur quietly wishes Charles couldā€™ve been around when Isaac was little enough to go trick or treating. Charles came into the picture right around the time when it became uncool for him :(
-Isaac, Jack, and Marston Daughter all went to see the fnaf movie together
Arthur and John were so grateful that Isaac is old enough to drive now because theyā€™ve had to sit through so much fnaf lore over the last 9 years and just. Do not get it
ā€œSo the bunnyā€¦.. ate someone????ā€ ā€œUgh dad were you even listening!!! Letā€™s start from the beginning.ā€
-one time when he was like 5 John was digging under the seat in the family car and got stuck
15 min had passed before Hosea was like ā€¦..where is he
Arthur, all of 8 years old, ran out and couldnā€™t stop giggling at little Johnny kicking his legs and crying
Dutch pulled him out, assured him he was fine, held back his laughterā€¦.. mostly
-When they were kids, John and Arthur had a trampoline
Arthur and the other kids in the neighborhood (namely Sean, the weirdo kid next door who was in Johnā€™s grade) would always popcorn John and he would cry
Sometimes Dutch would bounce on it and play with them but he hurt himself trying to prove he could do a backflip (he could not)
-Hosea has seen every single episode of law and order: SVU
I imagine he also made Arthur/John watch old man shows with him growing up like the Andy Griffith show
When Isaac was a baby and Grandpa Hosea would watch him, theyā€™d cuddle up in his grandpa recliner and watch those sorts of shows :ā€™)
-Abigail went through a weird pottery phase a few years ago so thereā€™s a variety of oddly heavy mugs and plates in their kitchen
John is VERY proud of her though do not get it twisted. He drinks his coffee out of that heavy ass mug every morning
-This is the correct johnigail dynamic. Iā€™m right
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Thanks as always for supporting my sillies. Apologies for taking so long with this one, school was kicking my ASS for a moment there but teehee Iā€™m almost done with college, just one month leftšŸ˜µ and Iā€™m sure while I painfully hunt for a job Iā€™ll have much more free time to dick around and spew my silliness everywhere
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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Tag yourself Iā€™m ā€œfake (but stunning) mustacheā€
happy Halloween!!! is anyone else as obsessed with this meme as I am???
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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I wish everyone could see the visceral reaction I just had to this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ so so so cute
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it seems clear why Arthur and Mary are made for each other - both are not friends with alcoholā€¦ I have a headcanon that their first kiss was more comical than serious, something like thatā€¦
after that Mary hid her face in her hands for another week šŸ˜­āœ and Johnā€¦he's just growing up, don't judge the kidā€¦
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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feel better soon! you got this! ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Thank you friend šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹ Iā€™m doing okay!! Iā€™m just in my last semester of college and have been dealing with a bunch of real life buffoonery šŸ˜” Iā€™ve been trying to get back in my writing mojo but itā€™s HARDDDDD!!!! Thank u for the encouragement <3
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laureliciousdefinition Ā· 6 months
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I wish I had Arthur and Charles Barbieā€™s so I could make them kiss and scissor
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