just text them, they miss you too.

Why is this even a question? How is your child meant to learn to apologize when you don’t do it yourself as a parent?

I still haven’t recovered from this

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.

One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?

Everyone: *laughs*

My brother: *logs out of chat*

Me: You know. You could order them pizza.

My brother: What?

Me: You know his adress.

My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.

Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.

-20 minutes later-

Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?

Shout out to the people who support blm but are triggered by pictures/videos/news headlines about the awful treatment

Same with those with Stop Asian Hate, LGBTQ+ rights, etc.

Its okay to scroll away, its okay to have to take a step back, its okay you can't participate in certain things

You can still do your part by voting, making/posting art with messages, educating others, making trigger-friendly news, befriending minorities, helping with donations, charity work, and overall being an open-minded person

You don't have to fill your day with trauma to understand that minorities deserve rights

normalize being deeply average and being mediocre at everything <3

how am i supposed to sneak a midnight snack if the floorboards are snitchin on me with every step

I just want to read a few books per week, learn multiple languages, and a couple of instruments, become more proficient at advanced mathematics, write essays and books, exercise regularly, sleep eight hours per night, eat really healthily, have an active social life including enjoying all of my close relationships, and be really sexy. Is that really so unreasonable

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

I feel people don't understand how complex ADHD is is because they can't grasp the concept of your brain literally denying you shit.

Like, your brain kinda IS you, it shouldn't be able to do that shit??? But then ADHD's like "pls father can i watch any of the 200 anime ive saved" and your brain says "p e r i sh" or "hey can i fucking move from this position" and your brain says "haha no<33".

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

By all means, talk and raise awareness about depression. But please mention:

•Not showering or brushing your teeth for two weeks •Getting sick from a vitamin D deficiency because you haven’t been outside in a solid month •Getting lightheaded when you stand up from bed because you’ve been laying down for days •The body pains •Shampoo not bubbling because this is the first time you washed your hair in three weeks •Over stimulation •Pity from a distance •'Get over yourself, there’s people *in Africa starving, with cancer, homeless, living in poverty, dying, ect.’ •Massive weight gain •Massive weight loss •Both •Your body literally changing how it looks and deposits fat based on frequent weight gain and loss •Hair loss •Zero self esteem •Breaking out in acne so bad you can’t put your head on a pillow from pain •Being too depressed to commit suicide •Self imposed isolation •Stomach cramps •Nausea •Vomiting •'You’re so dramatic, it can’t be that bad’

If you don’t, I’m not saying you’re not raising awareness, but you definitely need to reevaluate your platform