lauramkaye
Oblique Stroke
Maintaining the squee since 1997 My fic on AO3
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Okay so I was taking a bath with a fizz as you do and suddenly it hit me:
What if Steven Sondheim’s Company but it’s the Company of Thorin Oakenshield
Bobby is Bilbo, obviously. And I feel like possibly Ori should be Amy/Jamie because I feel like he could embody that neurotic spiral. Maybe Fíli could be Paul.
Nori is probably Joanne based on saltiness. Or possibly Oín is, and Nori and Dwalin are the couple who gets divorced and keeps living together after.
Either way “ladies who lunch” is about Thranduil now.
The birthday party naturally happens under the Party Tree.
“where you going?” / “Minas Tirith” / “Oh.”
…actually you know what this started out as a joke but “Being Alive” is kind of perfect for Bilbo in a sad way that makes me think of him living alone in Bag End for 80 years I MEAN marrying Thorin and becoming the Hobbit Queen of Erebor or whatever so there’s that.
Also my bath is cold now so bye
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:
If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow
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I've heard this headcannon once or twice saying that Hobbit's sleep in piles. So i had to interpret that but with Thorin, Bilbo and Frodo, in the end i had the fluffiest family feels doodle ever.
I think Frodo would definitely be a kicker when he sleeps. And when he's sleeping with Bilbo and Thorin and gets out of control with his kicking (Thorin being his main victim), he has to get carried back into his own bed.
Thorin would snore, especially when hes comfortable and is feeling safe. When he snores, he's probably also having the best sleep ever. Bilbo got used to dwarrow snoring while travelling with twelve of them and Frodo's a heavy sleeper (he could sleep upside down if he wanted) so it never became a problem.
If you have more ideas you'd like to share feel free to comment! I truly appreciate it <333
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do not separate them
ID: A sketch of Helmut and Bob standing close together while Bob clutches at Helmut’s arm very tightly. Mental connections indicate a triad between “contact”, “safety”, and “love”. End ID.
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Don't mind me, just out here, thinking of them in this fine year of our lord 2024
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One day I will return to your side.
A miniprint for April kofi rewards ❤️🙏
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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted
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detectives are frequently secretly fond of each other…
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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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An old soft proofing tutorial of mine that I’ve been getting requests to post again.
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Anyone have those photos of ewan mcgregor screen testing/costume fitting or whatever for obi wan before they chopped his long hair for ep 1? I need them for reasons....
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