laura-the-locust
Sapient swarm of locusts in a vaguely human shape
she/her, 22, bisexual lesbian | autistic | terminally horny; not safe for minors | I write things sometimes. | profile pic by @skullshoal
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The lich, as its body is dying: "you'll never find my phylactery. But I will find you when I come back!"
The party's cleric: "Yeah, sure. By the way, what's your name?"
The lich: "I am Tazzeram the Wise! And I shall be your doom!"
Cleric, to the DM: "I put a hand on its skull and repeat the name. I cast Greater Resurrection."
The lich, suddenly growing flesh over his bones: "Just you wait, I'll- what the fuck."
Reverse hitman who tracks down the undead and restores them to life so they lose all their cool powers.
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Cybertruck wasn't made to be an actual truck. It was made so Elon Musk would get off the engineers' case about them making the cybertruck. It was made to fulfill a fantasy of a deranged man child with too much power than any one human should ever be allowed to wield. It's not a product. It's a whim.
In that perspective, it is no longer baffling to see the car taking on water in a car wash, and the solution being "just don't go to a car wash". It explains why no one caught / bothered to fix the gas pedal getting stuck on itself. And it surviving a car crash but killing its passengers is an explicit feature.
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*rattles the bars of my cage*
blease... im starving in here
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babygirl i sit in positions you couldn't even imagine
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twitter amazes me. shoutout to all the john lesbians
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get your power then reblog and tell everyone in the tags!
Note: Powers only work with enthusiastic consent!
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The masculine urge to just dig a huge fucking hole in someone's backyard.
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JK Rowling has used her billionaire legal team to silence a Jewish woman for telling the truth about her contempt for trans victims of the Holocaust.
Scotland’s network of “freedom of speech” organisations, as per usual, have nothing to say about the use of wealth to gag critics of the wealthy.
However fast they race to condemn the LGBT+ community for saying the names of those who harm us. Statements at the ready to insist that transphobes no one wants to work with anymore must be given every possible opportunity to gain from their bigotry.
But it's not the billionaires who are being silenced, as our media breathlessly echo their every hateful proclamation.
It's journalists and activists forced to publicly humiliate themselves under the weight and the threat of billionaire legal teams or be driven into destitution.
We deserve better. Freedom of speech needs to mean something
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Armored Lady Monday
even more bunnuy for bunny month, my other ffxiv Viera, Yuki! in one of her very few monk getups that have any armor, hope you like it!
full res on my patreon!
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"can mutuals DM you?" Is this a joke, I'd rub up on some of them like a cat.
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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
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Well, it's official! According to my surgeon's office, I'll be getting GRS this year! Still waiting for an official word from the scheduling team but I should hear back by the end of the week
To make sure that I have all of the money saved that I need to be ready for San Francisco and to recover, I've set up a go fund me.
Please only donate if you're comfortable financially right now.
Thank you in advance to anyone that's willing to donate !
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