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latetothetrain · 5 days

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my two loves: phineas being a morbid little freak, and youtube video uploader csg

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latetothetrain · 12 days

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ibuki decided to tokyo drift the shopping cart on the ONE day of the year that the future foundation decided to visit LMAO.

closeup!

text transcription under the cut!

text says:

M (makoto): "hey, looks like they're having fun!"

B (byakuya): "on the DAY, we visit, of all days"

Y (yasuhiro): "pshaw, i bet they always pull stuff like this."

T (toko) (shh i know she isn't technically a part of the future foundation but i wish she was she deserves sm): "j-just because you w-would doesn't mean we all would!"

K (kyoko): "haha..."

(the top left is chibis of the future foundation members/survivors from trigger happy havoc if you couldn't tell.)

hajime is saying: "This isn't tokyo drift"

and ibuki is saying: "That's what you think!"

i also just used a stock photo for the ref lol

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latetothetrain · 12 days

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My take on Remnant of Despair Ibuki

Part of a series: (Hiyoko)

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latetothetrain · 12 days

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2 sides of me

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latetothetrain · 20 days

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Fair , still fun tho

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

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latetothetrain · 21 days

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Lmao ur done for

am i cooked @latetothetrain

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latetothetrain · 22 days

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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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@melancholic-entrails

hey girl are you a worm because

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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hey girl are you a worm because

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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put that old man in a situation

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

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latetothetrain · 1 month

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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

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