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Just shit my pants for the first time as an adult.
Good thing I was driving to a customers house to measure his windows. And I already called him and said I was on the way. And the only place that sold jeans near by was vaun maur or mour however the fuck you spell it. Vaun charge you a lot maur than normal for a pair of jeans more like. When the cashier lady said “that’ll be $140 😁” I was actually caught off guard like what the fuuuuuuck are you buggin but okay fine I’m between a rock and a wet ass place right now so I’ll spend the money I guess.
Anyway, had to change my shitty jeans in the back of my van and just keep on going because I’m no quitter. Poopy britches won’t slow me down. This is my triumph of the day.
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Happy birthday #Usher!
Thanks for teaching me all of my moves.
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Just went to the guitar store to get some strings for my Ibanez and the guy ringing me up was like “have you heard of our play a chord get a cord program?” And I was like no?? And he was like “if you can play daytripper by the Beatles I’ll give you a free cable”
Needless to say your boys on is way home with new strings and a new cable
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A pair of BOSS KM60 mixers (Japan, 1970s)
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Downbeat - April 7, 1966 - Illinois Jacquet
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The other day I was watching law and order and there was this scene where two cops are looking for a murderer in an empty warehouse with flashlight and one of the cops accidentally stepped on something and it made a huge noise and the other cop was like “are you okay?” And he was like “YEAH! MY FOOT BANGED A PIECE OF CRAP!”
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But for real we all gotta take care ogf eachother
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Today an old guitar returned to me. You only get this lucky once in a life time tbh
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(via Rickenbacker 381 Mapleglo 1989 – RockWall Guitars | Fine, Rare & Vintage | Münster)
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Ask Meta AI: What is the concept of not needing a truck
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Dentist: you have an extraordinary bite
Me masticating a mouthful of dentist: thank you
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Dentist: you have an extraordinary bite
Me masticating a mouthful of dentist: thank you
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The trailer for ‘Advance Wars 2’ on the Game Boy Advance.
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