Oh my god, is today the lairport anniversary?? Six years since the happiest moment of 2015🥺

six years since the entire internet exploded and we all became the embodiment of uptown funk. take me back

(interviewer asks them how they would hit on a girl in bar)

harry - where are we in the bar? are we in america?

leopard print dress girl- you are in america

harry - i cant be in a bar in america

LMAOOO PLEASE THIS INTERVIEW IS SO ICONIC

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

hello! happy one week since louis put on a full concert, raised over $3 mil for charity, serenaded the balcony, rocked peak emo hair, wore a $30 reebok shirt he never reps with an “H” on it, premiered a NEW SONG, sold enough tickets to sell out the equivalent of two nights at wembley stadium, broke the record as being the top solo male to put on a livestream show in 2020, was ranked in the top 3 livestream concerts of the entire year, and conquered world domination without major label support

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

If it weren’t for Louis we’d have gotten three shitty albums of crap pop and then One Direction would have completely burnt out and split up with no chance of getting back together and the world would be like “…. finally.” And then maybe one would have put out a mediocrely received album, and the other three would be guest stars on random game shows and charity events. That’s what happens to boybands that don’t have a Louis Tomlinson

i told my family about the rabbinic definition of a “wall” as “a barrier that impedes the passage of goats” and my mother was so delighted by this that weeks later she showed me a photo of a baby goat squeezing itself under a gate and was like “this is NOT a wall!” 

day 1/535 of The 1d Break™:

I am suffering

You guys wondering if Louis and Harry will do a paired interview while I’m like “those two ain’t doing shit are they”

God when he made Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles:

mood

liam and niall tomorrow when they ask them where louis and harry are

@ harry… since you are growing your hair out,

have you considered…

The 2014 Length again?

i mean

just look at the outstanding evidence!

the curls!

the framing of the face!!

the HEADSCARVES!!!

in conclusion,

please bring her back. it’s what she deserves.

me: oh man  . the members of 1d are planning something really Crazy for us for the ten year anniversary . it’s going to be so much more than a tweet !  

1d on the anniversary:

#okay #i honestly really truly seriously don’t understand how anyone sees this as a normal thing #like????#completely and totally not platonic #i can overlook a lot of things if i reaaaally try #this is not one of them #the man (so awkwardly??) places his hand on louis’ leg #and harry’s eyes literally follow the movement first of all #his neck almost breaks from how fast his head snaps #then he sits there with a death glare and instinctively reaches out#reaches out and puts his hand on louis leg #(i also love that for a split second you can see him think ‘oh shit’ when his hand is mid-air but it’s too late and he can’t stop it) #then tries to make it casual by giving a little pat pat #it ain’t casual my dude we’ve seen you #and louis looks up like uhhhhhhhhhhhh to the camera and niall’s reaction #my reaction #i love this moment how does anyone see this as fucking normal platonic behavior #i could talk about this for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #this is a jealous action this is a jealous boy it is radiating off of him he has to have the last touch #bye. (x)