anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

he’s just vibing in the time quangle

the last stand

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

s h e

Oppression is obviously more important than children's lives

my sister & I went to catholic school & when one of us says something tinted with that specific brand of lingering moral scruples in the chat our friend does this

the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

getting denied for top surgery after my cat sends a concise and compelling email to the doctor explaining that if she cant step on my tits 24/7 she might get bored or maybe even have to stand somewhere else