my dealer: yooooo this shit is straight gas 😛💲💲 this strain is called "Jesus of suburbia" it'll make you feel like the son of rage and love 🔥🔥🔫💔
me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: bro i feel like i'm at center of the earth in a parking lot of the 7/11 where i was taught
my buddy jimmy pacing in the corner: the mayor of jingletown is lying to us
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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀
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It's nuts that Antarctica is just down there. On this planet. With me. I want to know what's going on in there
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a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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when the music videos for Telephone (Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé) and Na Na Na (My Chemical Romance) both had scenes filmed in the same diner
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"Before the Last Removal" by Ari Bach
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