dashboard is like a pond sometimes

I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP

they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

when I try to show something to a friend related to an interest they like but I know nothing about, I feel like a relative giving them this

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

at least one of us got to grow up

When you go to the store for "just one thing"

A porcelain figurine - one of a kind, handmade.

she has done so much for society.

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.