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murdering your best friend for posting a bunch of pictures of cats and hearing her rant for months on end then finally for her birthday getting her a cat and just as soon as she falls in love with it take it and slaughter it and string its body pieces across her room letting her wake up seeing it all over her room and her noticing a note saying I did it then at school she tries to fight me where I knew it would happen bring a metal fork and stabbing her to death as she tries to swing at me.
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using your nose hair as a duster
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Using you Ex's blood as a facial mask
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Using your Ex's skin as a pillow case.
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Using your friends fallopian tubes as a clothing line
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Staring at his back hair in pure lust<3
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Using your period blood as a Paegen God ritual sacrifice element.
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Fuck you and by fuck you I mean let me fuck you.
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lauren will you tell us a story
ok heres something
around a year ago someone asked me to draw danny devito as a kitty, spawning this terrible terrible image
time passes. a lot of time passes. then two months ago i get an email from a group of people called FPOAFM doing a pottery installation event, and theyre going around gathering artwork from artists to put onto cups and dishes to sell,, in exchange for a few pieces with the artists work on them
and i said SURE you can use some of my stuff … . but in exchange.… i want something with kitty devito on it. i dont care if you put it on anything else, but one item that i get in return has to have this cat man abomination
i give them my address and a few images and months pass. i forget about it. THEN literally two days ago i get this big package on my doorstep, and INSIDE OF IT…. is the holy grail
in addition to two plates is this incredible porcelain cup with the fabled kitty devito on it, proudly grinning his terrible cat grin
the thing that pushes this cup into the Far Reaches of Awful isnt just the image stamped on it. its that it is one hundred percent made from a mold of a styrofoam cup
its finger presses on the rim, those little lines going around
and all this jargon on the bottom, right under the glaze. the amount of effort that went into reproducing this styrofoam cup is incredible and i can stick it in my shelf and drink soup from it at four in the morning with danny devitos smug cat face looking out over everything i do, forever. follow your dreams
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Ah, yes. A fun day in the sun with dad and caillou
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