things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Hellu! I've been curious about Seraf (yay glad to have a name!) since I first saw them. I notice you sometimes seem to draw them without a light. is that right? also Seraf seems skilled with the staff. What can they do with it? :3

I can answer both questions! They do have a light, but it's in the spear!

They keep their candle in a spear so it's not only out of the way of the darkness (which can extinguish it), but it doubles as a nice weapon against dark creatures (if needed. Seraf doesn't really fight that well) So because of this, their spear acts more like a candle, which includes the ability for it to be recalled! However, Seraf needs to take it out before the darkness overtakes it or suffers the consequences. It's probably one of the reasons why they're still walking around.

Plus, since it's technically a candle and light can defeat darkness, if Seraf throws it hard enough, they could do this..

[OC] Prompt art of my Alphean, Keno!

I present to you: The Cosmic Manta Pavlova! :D

A delicate dessert that’s crunchy on the outside, and soft and creamy on the inside! Made with a sweet vanilla merengue that’s baked in the oven and filled with whipped cream, blueberries, and a tasty jam layering on the inside. All complete with extra blueberries on the outside and a drizzle of special “cosmic” blueberry syrup, and a jello cosmic manta that’s both cute to look at, and delicious!

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(this took so long to finish HEKFBJNCS) let me know if yall want me to draw the inside of the pavlova :3c this WAS meant to be an addition to @/thebutterthatcanfly’s candle restaurant on instagram, but i was too late to submit my dessert ;; so instead, i decided to make it my own thing so that i could have the opportunity to really perfect the dessert!

Drawing of my nest

Once went to my nest and there was a random grey kid acting like it‘s his home lmao

i was looking for skeleton references and found this? It just screamed Papyrus energy so I you know what I had to do

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

A drawing of my skykid ajuas 🤠🍄🦇

I have no sense of self-care and I had to do this before bed. I really enjoy we all are looking alike, it makes me feel the community is closer than ever.

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Hello :3 I am opening up IAP commissions yet again

how it works: once we are friends I give myself 3-5 days to do a sketch

once I provide the sketch, we meet up in game so you can gift me the IAP

once the IAP is gifted, I will continue on the art, finishing it within 1-2 weeks

Please note: final art will be nightshaded and for that will have a slight noice texture

You can also financially support me by checking out my actual commissions

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.