Okay I’m not like ACTUALLY going to kill my self but hear me out: do some days just seem better than others to die in? Tonight is a good time to die
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the truth is i don’t care if someone only cares about/loves the first 151 pokemon. what i take issue with is when they insult the rest of the family just because they don’t have a nostalgia bias for them or whatever their lukewarm reason is
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nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives
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My Hogwarts House designs!
I hope you like them!
For sale on tees and as prints and more HERE
“Oh you may not think I’m pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!”
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The Vuvalini - Mad Max Fury Road (2015)
Amazons - Wonder Woman (2017)
Dora Milaje - Black Panther (2018)
The future is badass armies of women.
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my fiancé: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…
me, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: i think it’s perfect
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The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”
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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
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in the tags put your pets name vs what you actually call your pet
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