ladymortimer
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♥ Lara ♥ 2001 ♥ In lesbians with a dork named Robert ♥️ EGL fashion and film enthusiast ♥ icon credit: my cutie bf♥️
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This post is addressed to the Palestinians in Ghazzah following me. If someone is asking you to send them money to put your fundraiser on their website or whatever and telling you you won't have your fundraiser succeed otherwise, do not listen to him he is scamming you or lying to you.
Everything I've done on this blog has been to help people. I do not charge anyone money EVER. I don't even ask my other followers to send me any cash. DO NOT LISTEN TO SOMEONE ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.
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IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (2005 - ) but it’s just the memes
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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The Angelic Pretty shop in Osaka. The flowers are to congratulate them on opening.
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Outing today with my punk-femme sidekick ~!!
(Also really bad lighting soRRY)
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??
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Before you post, think:
Is it groovy
Is it smashing, baby
Is it shagedelic
Does it give you mojo
Does it make others randy
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