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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ???
This has to be fake.
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I take more care of my camp in Merge Dragons than I do my own room
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All the songs Maglor wrote during the Second Age
I Am Sad At The Beach (Part I)
Noldolantë 2 (It Got Worse)
All My Brothers Are Dead (Minor Key)
A Seagull Just Shat On Me
A List Of All The People I Murdered (To Pay Homage To Them) (At Least The Ones I Remember) (Sorry To The Rest)
I Am Sad At The Beach (Parts II&III)
I Am So Proud Of My Adopted Sons
Sometimes I Wish My Wife Hadn't Left Me (Good For Her Though) (But I Do Miss Her)
Requiem For Elros Tar-Minyatur (Secret)
Sorry Everyone (Including Everyone I Murdered And Drove From Their Homes And Also The Valar (You Guys Are Not As Bad As My Dad Said))
I Just Wanna Go Home (But If Anyone Ever Sees Me Again I Will Die Of Embarrassment And Shame For My Many Crimes)
I Am Sad At The Beach (Part IV)
One Of The Strings On My Lyre Broke (Significantly Impacting The Way I Play It) (Three Stringed Lyre Acoustic Sessions)
Seashells Remind Me Of The Beach At Alqualondë During My Glorious Uni Days (Where I Later Murdered A Bunch Of People) (I Hope None Of Them Were People I Went To Uni With)
I Am Sad At The Beach Parts I-IV (Adapted For Three Stringed Lyre)
I Befriended The Seagull That Has Been Bullying Me For Nearly Three Thousand Years
All My Brothers Are Dead (Reprise)
I Am So Sick And Tired Of Eating Mostly Fish
My Lyre Is Down To Two Stings
I Want My Mum
Intense Piece For Two Stringed Lyre (I'm Sure These Last Two Strings Will Hold Up Fine)
By Manwë This Can't Be Happening (Acapella Version)
I Think Elrond Is Looking For Me (Possibly To Execute Me For My Crimes But Likely To Love Me Which Is Way Worse) (Acapella Version)
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If Amazon wanted to take a “modern” approach to Tolkien and the Silmarillion, they should’ve done something like this:
(I would’ve gladly paid to see this.)
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vegeta learns about weighted blankets and sleep quality
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a little bird told me that a mysterious helicopter just arrived and then departed from buckingham palace
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Is anyone else getting ads on..... How to kill the monkey King?
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does anyone else have a plot in their daydreams but they have like different routes like “okay but what if this happened instead” and u pause the main plot… kinda like choice based video games 💀
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for the last 1,200 days someone has left a comment on every single manyatruenerd video, asking him to play zoo tycoon. each comment has kept a tally of how many days it's been since they started asking, steadily ticking up and up and up. it's been over three years of polite but incredibly persistent bothering
congratulations to this one very dedicated person
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Me and some dbz friends did a secret Santa art/fic exchange and I got @shadowj6480
The text is an excerpt from his fic Banditry is Back in Business (its about yamcha and its p god damn clever, but we love gohan angst)
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