the sluttiest thing a man can do is be good at performing shakespeare

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

Just watched Poor Things yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it, I think I'm going insane.

I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

there are so many books in this beautiful world. many of them bad

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight

i found the tenth circle of hell: it's where your fave blows up on tiktok

my friend is very confident and free and i always want to know how she does it so once i asked her and she just said “the only difference between me and you is that when people treat you badly you think it’s because there’s something wrong with you but when people treat me badly i think there’s something wrong with them.” scalped

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.