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the STAR WARS Yearbook
(yes. everyone is cool with palps winning nicest smile)
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white ppl in the 1600s: created concept of race to justify exploitation and murder of people of colour in colonized territories
white ppl now: U r all racist because u judge people by race. WHite ppl this and white ppl that. It doesnt matter if ur yellow, orange, green, purple, or cerulean blue, we r all human. Stop judging people by rac
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Every episode of wife swap
Mom 1: *lives in upper suburbia with 2.5 kids and is probably a PTA mom* I don鈥檛 like mess.
Mom 2: *lives in the woods with her rat children who are out of control* lol what the fuck is a broom
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He鈥檚 is an Oxford-educated psychologist who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Propps in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section.
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Types of fanfic summaries and what they mean
First paragraph of the actual fic: I judge the whole fic by the first words and I assume you do too so here it is
"Just a series or drabbles/headcanons/prompts": Someday I want to write an incredible 200k fic but for now have fun going through all the chapters trying to figure out which one is the one you actually want to read
"Will X be able to find love before Y happens?" And other questions: I read entirely too many YA novels
Quote from the actual fic: I watch entirely too many movie trailers
"Basically just an X fic with Y characters": I can probably write a good summary if I cared a little more
Song lyrics: I have no idea how summaries work and I'm trying to be like the people with poem quotes
Poem quotes: either the best thing you've ever read or 13-year old English literature purple prose there is no in-between
Lol I can't do summaries: I'm not entirely sure if I want you to read my fic
"Wtf is this" or other author questioning themselves: it's either porn or crack
Explicit rated fics: listen my man I know you're not gonna really read the summary just read the tags and decide if my sin is the sin for you
Paragraph of tags and one line summary: ok listen I can't do summaries but I've got this ok IVE GOT THIS
dictionary definition: fluff or angst here you go
Either a meme or a tumblr imagine your otp: I was bored and I had emotions about my ship you can have emotions about them too
Paragraph from the source the fic is from: I've basically written my headcanon and made it prettier
"I'm so sorry" or "I cried while writing this" : I was in a sad mood and I needed a healthy way to release these emotions so now y'all get to suffer
No summary: it's either porn or a small drabble and it all depends on the word count
Actual fic summary: *rocks back on old wheelchair* listen kid *smokes cigarette* I've seen and read a lot of things *blows smoke* and I know it's hard but there's still hope in this world ok? *looks into the distance* also you might wanna read the tags because the chances of gore and/or character death being in my fic have gone from 0 to 75
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teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable
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Reasons I am like BB-8:
yells a lot
would travel across the galaxy for oscaar isaac
has to be given directions often
still fails to follow directions
is smol
would stay by daisy ridley鈥檚 side if she let me
would travel the galaxy with john boyega
willing to help but also sort of a nuisance
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