what if dr. two brains was fucking lactose intolerant 😠

I do >:)

ayo y'all still remember the time when there was a whole chain of lactose intolerant d2b posts? 💀

Sketched my favorite lactose intolerant person today🫶🫶💕💕

it was me >:)

searching dr two brains on a whim why did y’all make him lactose intolerant </3 poor dude

This is my final message to the fandom, goodbye

GUESS WHOS BACK

obsessed with stories where you can never go home

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

why is the official coolmathgames instagram account genuinely one of the funniest meme pages on the entire website

lactose anon moodboard

I have just discovered the world of pinterest memes

I didn't know I needed this. Now my life is complete

The amongi are eating me

That sounds like a you problem.

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED