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alessandra  ––  alessandrcxlopez:
she laughed her head tilting back at his words as she shook her head, “you’re getting me to share, something i never do, but i’m taking you’re word for it. the moment someone tells me they heard i shared i’m going to come and find you.” she pointed back at him before she let out a huff, “i get cold! it’s either i steal the blankets or i cuddle for warmth. if it’s like really cold i’ll try to resist stealing blankets. you’re calling me a monster for not even knowing if it’s actually a fact or not!”
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     ❛  i’m a very convincing guy, huh ?  ❜  just add to his ego. it really helps with keeping his head big. a laugh echoed from his own lips, eyes rolling before the male’s hand fell, palm face - up and expecting to have food fall into it sometime soon.  ❛  still a dick move. so selfish. hey, i have no reason to believe that it’s not a fact. would you lie to me ?  ❜
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eloise  ––  eloise-royce:
“you make a good point, though i’d be surprised if none of it was yours. but stranger things have happened.” she smirked, shaking her head. he seemed to unaffected by the scene and while elle wanted to make sure everyone was ok, she wasn’t going to push it. “kids are into a whole lot of weird ass shit nowadays, you got that right. i wouldnt put it past them. they make ‘thong jeans’ and i want to vomit when i think about it.”
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     ❛  i mean, it is my blood. some of it. shouldn’t have given any access to my nose, but you get distracted in the heat of the moment.  ❜  lips pressed together at her next comment, smile just barely breaking through as the male finally let out a laugh.  ❛  thong jeans. sounds incredibly uncomfortable. i’m tellin’ you, if i ever had kids ... they wouldn’t be as weird and fucked up as the ones are today.  ❜
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alessandra  ––  alessandrcxlopez:
“never.” she whispered leaning forward on her elbows as she kept her smile on her lips now tilting her head to the side a bit as she kept her gaze on him, “i never share, it’s like the one flaw to me. you think me not sharing food is bad? me sharing the blankets a whole new level of not sharing…” she paused, “fine.. a bite but nothing more. and you can’t tell a soul, i have a reputation here.”
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     eyebrows raised in return for her confession. the male just shrugged and leaned back in his chair, shoulders falling easily before he let out a short laugh.  ❛  i would never dream of ruining your reputation. i’m not a monster.  ❜  one finger lifted to point for just a split second at alessandra before lachlan shook his head.  ❛  you, however, might be one. not sharing blankets is the ultimate dick move. you’d let someone freeze like that ?  ❜
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charlotte  ––  fckcharlottepackham:
“So you’re just incredibly easy to read then?” Her eyes flicked down to his chest s they could linger over the blood stains that were more than a little prominent on the front of it, if his moves were meant to cover that face he should be less worried about her and more worried about himself. Plus his perception of things. “Well, at least it’s something I can take off, blessings right?” Her voice was dry as a bone, still half cigarette between her fingers despite trying to finish it as rapidly as possible thanks to the weather. Switching balls of her feet once more to try and minimize the pain it was going to cause when she finally took them on a barking laugh came from between her perfectly painted lips, flashing a glint of white teeth before the moment was over. “You’re assuming what I said at first was genuine, do you always believe people so easily? You should be careful, that never ends well.” Her forehead crumpled a little at the sight of the blood now on his palm and how easily he swiped it away without a single care for it. “You should invest in some tissues. Otherwise you just look unprepared, which is a little hypocritical.”
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     ❛  well, i wouldn’t exactly label myself as an intangible concept, so yeah. i think i’m fairly easy to read.  ❜  eyebrows furrowed at her next comment, a sense of disappointment spilling over usually dull features before the male just nodded in return. he had no desire to interact in depth with people like her, people that tried so hard to be right on all occasions. don’t get him wrong ! it’s not her words that are actually disappointing him. he was just a little unhappy with the person fate just so happened to let stumble upon him when he was already having a rough night.  ❛  excuse me for blindly assuming a stranger wouldn’t have ill enough intentions to lie to me for no reason. i mean, don’t get me wrong, compulsive liars are hot sometimes, but i’m not paranoid enough to think every single person is gonna lie to me straight away.  ❜  there was nothing wrong with trusting the world to be good for once. all he’d ever known was bad, dark, and gloomy. still, it was a miracle he even left his house that day to do anything.  ❛  ––  are we five ? your comebacks are still so disappointing. jesus.  ❜
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erin  ––  xoxo-erin-parker:
“Good, then just let me say it again, you’re an idiot Lachlan!”, Erin raised her eyebrows while looking at his injuries more closely now that she was standing directly in front of him. Except for the blood on his lips and knuckles it didn’t look too bad but still.. “And you should know by now that I don’t care what other people think or might take the wrong way. I’m a big girl, I can look out for myself!” Well, big might be relative, actually she was pretty small in hight, especially compared to him, but he knew what she ment. “I’m pretty sure band-aids won’t help your shoulder”, with a smirk she looked up at him, meeting his smile, “But you’re lucky, I actually got some. You pay for my drink, I’ll give you those band-aids, that’s the deal. No discussion!” She gave him another grin, before walking past him inside the bar, not even looking if he really followed her.
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     ❛  an idiot who can take a punch.  ❜  always the optimist, wasn’t he ? the line was followed by a grin, arms crossing over his chest as she spoke. lachlan rolled his eyes after a moment, laugh falling through his lips before the male just glanced down at her.  ❛  and, i’m a big boy. i can look out for myself, too.  ❜  he didn’t need people pulling the mom card on him when it came to fighting. if it paid the bills and he enjoyed it, what was the harm ? his gaze watched as she moved past him, eyes rolling in the slightest once more before he followed suit.  ❛  you don’t even care about my safety. you just wanted a free drink.  ❜  lachlan was a big fan of teasing people. it meant that he felt comfortable around you, so take it as a compliment this time around.
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ryan  ––  notryanmalta:
“I mean, I am ready to head out and conquer the day, but then again if I have you beside me I could conquer anything.” She whispered leaning towards him with a over the top wink. “I think imma buy this one actually, it’s cute. Covers my face to so we’re all a winner. Shit, did I bring my cash?” She muttered, letting go of the hat on her head, sticking a hand into the pocket of her jeans with a grin. “I did.”
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     ❛  you’re right. i’m like a god around here, huh ?  ❜  eyes rolled, laugh echoing from the male’s lips as he turned to glance at the cashier momentarily. his gaze soon snapped back to her, confusion settling in on usually darkened features.  ❛  why is it good if it covers your face ?  ❜  one hand reached for his wallet at her initial panic, but it soon dropped to his side when she found her own money.  ❛  i was about to make fun of you for going shopping and not bringing money. that’d be the ultimate moocher move.  ❜
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ryan  ––  notryanmalta:
“Oooh lemon heads! Where did you even find these? I thought they didn’t sell them outside of the states?” Ryan clapped excitedly, grabbing the yellow packet that had fallen with the rest of them onto the table. Ripping into it she put a ball into her mouth before turning to look at him. “I mean I didn’t pick fight club, but i’m down to watch that one if you want. I just thought you might want to get away from work since you’re not there at the moment.” The brunette smirked, her tone slightly pointed as she eyed him with wide eyes, knowing exactly what she was doing and trying to keep the giggle from bubbling up.
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     ❛  i got a whole pantry of american candy in my kitchen, ryan. you go on the news for five seconds and showcase a sob story to the world, you get free candy from people who feel bad. and, also, i just buy it off of amazon.  ❜  head shook at her next few words, hand finding the remote before he searched through a few of the different channels.  ❛  oh, come on. you know i love my job.  ❜  flicking the movie on, he grabbed a few more pieces of candy for himself before settling back more and popping some into his mouth.
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charlotte  ––  fckcharlottepackham:
“I never said anything about bath bombs, you came up with that one on your own, sounds like you have a suppressed want there.” Charlotte smirked, taking yet anouther drag on her cigarette since it looked like it might start to rain if they were out here much longer, she didn’t very much want to get her hair wet even if he thought it was just as good as a shower. Looking over at him for a moment she shrugged a single shoulder, giving nothing away by the look on her face. “I don’t doubt you meet quite a few of them, your face for one, having blood dripping down it never makes you a pillar of society.” Although there was something about the way it made him look slightly scary that intrigued the girl. “You’ll be disappointed? Well then, you don’t meet any of them. I’m not in the habit of needlessly boosting peoples egos when it’s clearly the last thing they need. Plus it’s extra effort on my part. Have you ever heard of being a ‘try hard’. I’d be amused if you hadn’t, I feel like someone must have called you that at some point.” The girl had no basis to lay this comment on apart from their few lines of dialogue but if there was one thing she was almost programmed to do it was work out what someone wanted to hear, and then make sure they were told the opposite.
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     ❛  you’re very bad at reading people.  ❜  lachlan didn’t care for the rain, gaze even wandered up to glance at the sky momentarily before he shrugged more to himself. eyes rolled at her tangent, fingers barely flicking the cigarette as the male just canted his head in the slightest.  ❛  y’know, i always thought hypocrisy was a bad look on everyone.  ❜  body lifted, legs straightening as lachlan just stood and tugged down on his shirt to adjust it a bit, not that adjusting it would make the blood stains less prominent.  ❛  and, i was right. looks really bad on you.  ❜  just a quick flash of a smile and toss of his cigarette towards the ground later left the male’s shoe digging the item further into the ground to put it out before he turned back towards charlotte.  ❛  it’s extra effort to go back on your word just so you can try to damage a person’s ego. you’re a hypocrite, try hard. it’s not so pretty.  ❜  his hand only lifted to swipe at his nostrils, sweeping any loose blood onto his palm before lachlan leaned back against the wall more.  ❛  and, by the way, going back on your word doesn’t work effectively. it just makes you look unprepared.  ❜
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closed starter for @notryanmalta ! 
     ❛  i couldn’t remember what kind of candy you told me to get, so i just grabbed pretty much all of them.  ❜  several boxes of different candies fell from his grip, landing right on top of the table as the male leaned back into his seat on the couch. he glanced at ryan, reaching for one of the kit kat bars and tilting his head a bit, tossing in a slight smile as he gestured towards the screen of the tv.  ❛  you pick something ? i think fight club is a classic and we should definitely go with that one.  ❜
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charlotte  ––  fckcharlottepackham:
“The worst comebacks in the world? Quite a statement, you must have dedicated a long time to investigating everyone in the worlds comeback status.” Her tone was dry, taking anouther drag on the cigarette between her fingers almost delicately despite what it was she was dong. It was a dirty habit, but she indulged sometimes, it suppressed her appetite so was perfect for when she felt the need to stop herself eating sometime, now was one of those times. “Oh well that’s a good point, why take a shower with shower gel when you could just stand the rain for a couple of hours to wash all the blood off, so economical.” A smirk crossed her painted red lips as he implied he didn’t need to fight for attention, rolling her eyes softly, he was confidant at least. It matched hers which was an interesting dynamic, causing her to look over at him with a single raised eyebrow. “No, not prizes to be won, only assholes think that. Although there are other ways to qualify as an asshole.” Her tone was pointed as she looked at the man.
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     ❛  i have. the research took years, but it was all totally worth it.  ❜  interactions with other people could go one of two ways : either really well or really bad. sometimes there was a middle ground that leveled the playing field between him and another person. charlotte seemed to be playing pretty evenly at the moment, and the sarcasm definitely wasn’t unwelcome. after all, hypocrisy was not in his blood.  ❛  showers take too fuckin’ long. so do baths. i never understood why people willingly like to sit in their own dirt for the sake of taking a picture of the color of the water. bath bombs are disgusting.  ❜  maybe he was just so out of touch with the latest trends that he just decided to bash everything new that rolled around. it was a sign of getting older, he guessed.  ❛  do i meet said other qualifications ?  ❜  the question was casual, a smile hidden behind his words as he took another drag of his cigarette and glanced up at the female. in his book, he definitely qualified. most would probably accuse him of just acting like he didn’t care and like the world was centered around him, but that was just his reality sometimes.  ❛  i’ll be disappointed if i don’t.  ❜
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ryan  ––  notryanmalta:
“Maybe i’m calling you an ass, but that’s okay, donkeys are kinda cool no?” Letting out a small laugh as he flicked the rim of the hat Ryan pulled it off, putting it onto his head. “Pretty special I know.” The girl winked, picking up a baseball cap to put onto her head snugly. “Better? Actually I kinda love this look, it’s low key but kinda tomboy sexy right?” Looking in the mirror the girl pouted her lips, seeing the man in the reflection easily.
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     his hand lifted almost immediately after the removal of her hat, tugging it off of his own head before tossing it onto the rack and raising his eyebrows at her new choice.  ❛  much better. you look like you’re ready to head out and conquer the day. it actually looks pretty damn cute. i wish they looked that good on me.  ❜
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eloise  ––  eloise-royce:
elle looked at the man in front of her and could quickly deduce that fine was not actually what he was. but who was she to keep pestering the man–for all she knew he had his own demons and there was nothing her badge could do to help that. still, leaving him seemed like a terrible idea, so she continued to stand and look at him, raising her eyebrow. “well, your knuckles look a little battered but the dried blood doesn’t help your cause" elle replied, returning his smirk. “but i mean, this could be a new trend, so who’s to say you’re not fine? I’m not a doctor.”
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     ❛  nobody ever said it was my blood.  ❜  maybe it was an attempt at a light joke. maybe it wasn’t. he was leaning more towards trying to brush it off as something nobody had to worry about. lachlan knew it drew attention from others, but he didn’t particularly mind all too much. it was rare for him to really leave his house, so he had to get the most out of whenever he actually did.  ❛  it’d be one hell of a trend. a bit morbid, don’t you think ? but, who knows ? kids are fuckin’ crazy now. they could be into this kind of shit.  ❜
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alessandra  ––  alessandrcxlopez:
alessandra shook her head, “i’m never wrong, you on the other hand…” she smirked slightly as she looked back up at him from her food with an innocent smile everyone knew to not trust. shaking her head she sighed, “not even close to awkward, you just staring at me now that’s awkward. how long is next time though? like what if i give you some food and you ghost me it’ll never be even!”
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     ❛  never say never.  ❜  shrug lifted his shoulders once more as his smirk seemed to follow her smile. he knew better than to give into such a look, especially from her.  ❛  well, that’s your fault for not sharing your food in the first place.  ––  hey, listen. i can be pale sometimes, but never a ghost. i like to think i’m a man of my word, and london’s a decent size. we’d run into each other again eventually.  ❜
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paul  ––  paul-devries:
He smiled slightly. “Even if it’s unlikely she’ll be found, I don’t think I have the heart to tell Mrs. Abbington that.” Paul generally found it difficult being the bearer of any bad news, and was generally more hopeful than cynical. CLEARLY that was where he differed from the stranger before him. “Is that so? I haven’t lost anything of value around here so I guess I can’t say if that’s true for me.” He shrugged gently before nodding in agreement. “So do I. Just thought I would do my part, you know.”
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     ❛  yeah, well, take it from me. people don’t do shit to help others most of the time around here. gotta do everything yourself.  ❜  his hatred for this kind of thing ran deep in his bones, slithered like vines intertwining between his ribs and beneath his chest. lachlan used to be a hopeful person, but not anymore.  ❛  playin’ the friendly neighborhood spider - man card, huh ? i can appreciate that. you’re a good man.  ––  what’s your name ?  ❜
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jesse  *  svxton:
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“— shit, mate, anybody ever tell you it’s rude to assume someone was staring because you look like damn mess right now?” while this might have sounded like a completely uncalled for comment, jesse’s words were spoken in a rather playful manner. good sure, she could have looked the same way the male did tonight. thankfully for her, and everyone else surrounding her, she wasn’t in the mood to defend anyone’s honor with her fists, or simply looking to instigate a fight – a simple couple of drinks was enough to unwind. “was actually gonna ask for a lighter ‘cause i seem to have lost mine – must’ve slipped outta my pocket somewhere,” she added, clarifying. she then reached inside her jacket’s pocket to pull out a pack of cigarettes, “— yeah, it ain’t there. fuckin’ bullshit…” jesse murmured, mostly to herself before she could lift her head up to look at the other person, “the other guy coulda been layin’ comfortably down in the dumpster – would ya’ care to help a gal out, or not?”
     ❛  well, people don’t exactly stare at others for smoking nowadays anymore. it’s 2018, c’mon.  ❜  the male didn’t really care for the fact that he’d made assumptions. it was his go - to if the situation demanded it. lachlan’s social skills lacked, but not that much. the guy could still take a hint every now and again.  ❛  yeah, of course.  ❜  teeth held the cigarette snugly in his mouth as lachlan just reached down into his pocket to grab one of the lighters he usually carried around. it was tossed her way, laugh falling from his lips at her comment before his head shook just once in return.  ❛  you can keep it, too. i got tons more at home and you might need it more than me later on.  ❜
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