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laamalapsi · 3 years
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three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.
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out: naming girls after virtues
in: naming them after vices
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(annoyed british butler voice) sir… that’s somewhat cringe
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Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack
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laamalapsi · 3 years
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that weird adhd grey area where your brain is understimulated in some areas and overstimulated in others. i open tumblr for distractions. but i scroll past almost everything bc i’m too stressed to process Reading and Comprehension. i’m in hell.
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Sweetest sound ever 😍❤️
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hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal
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Tiny unit
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laamalapsi · 3 years
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“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.
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