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Head Librarian and Head of Finances
Lally, otherwise known as Lalaith. Scholar, librarian, and Generally Confused most of the time.
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Books I found within the library of which relate to certain people!
#//Lally mod works in a bookstore#//the irony is not lost on me#//also my apologies for not being around I work at said bookstore a lot of hours
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Is mortified
Licking.. licking a book??
*opens book and licks its pages*
*grabs the book and hurls the anon from the library with as much strength as he can muster*
It is time for the ultimate library lockdown.
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*hands you your notes*
Is surprised
Ah yes, the draft of my thesis on Mirkwood culture! Many thanks, anon!
Mirkwood inhabitants have many strange habits..
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Elrond to Thranduil at a Greenwood Celebration: Shouldn't you keep a closer eye on the children?
Thranduil, confused: But why?
Elrond: You know, so they don't drink too-
Elrond, seeing Galion holding Legolas legs up so he can do an elvish Keg stand: ......Nevermind.
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THIS IS A CALAMITY
;_; We must gather our allies and move swiftly, I know not if the barred doors will keep these savages out. The books must be safeguarded from harm at any cost.
*Sprinkling salt onto a book*
NO!!!!!
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?
Grabs book, shoves anon out of the library and hides under her desk with the book, dusting the salt off
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*Sprinkling salt onto a book*
NO!!!!!
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?
Grabs book, shoves anon out of the library and hides under her desk with the book, dusting the salt off
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I will package them carefully and have them sent to Imladris. Under the cover of night and of the utmost secrecy. I cannot have Meludir finding out about this..
Thank you, so much once again!
The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice
You will not be having my books as snacks
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You have my utmost gratitude! There are many tomes from Menegroth here that I would be devastated to lose
The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice
You will not be having my books as snacks
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Elwen! May I send you some of my rarer tomes for safe keeping for a time? I fear they might be in danger of becoming a midnight snack.
The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice
You will not be having my books as snacks
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My banishment notice to the guilty party was devoured ;_; I know only that the library will be closed until justice is served.
A new age has come. The Age of the Paper Pushers
Galion, I am making a new law. Since I think I can do that? It is illegal to eat books under punishment of library banishment and hefty fines
You absolutely have law making power but more importantly
WHAT THE FUCK WHY
IS THIS NECESSARY
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Apparently some people delight in eating priceless books. ALL books are priceless.
I will not allow this atrocity. Prepare to be piled in debt, book eaters.
Galion, I am making a new law. Since I think I can do that? It is illegal to eat books under punishment of library banishment and hefty fines
You absolutely have law making power but more importantly
WHAT THE FUCK WHY
IS THIS NECESSARY
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I cannot go back to Imladris and abandon the books to such a terrible fate ;_;
The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice
You will not be having my books as snacks
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S̵̳̈̇ȧ̷̺̍͠v̵̪̣̭͖̼̊̑͌́̉͐e̷͍͔̒̑̌̽̈́͌̈́̋͜ ̶̪̈́̒̌̆͌͂̇̈̿͘͘͝t̶̺͊͌̃̄͝h̷̡̛͎̲͎̓̈́̏͐̈́̐̽ȇ̷͚̠̦̎̀͒̎͂͗̆͆̐ ̴̢̱̰̥̬̥̺̟̔͊̈́̀̀͗͒̆̓̈́B̶̧͉̻̬͚̗͎̺͕̀̽̂̂̆͂̊ͅo̷̮͔̜͕͑͌́ỏ̷̗̳̖̰̥ͅk̶̥̥͇̅͌̎͐̒̏̋́̕s̸͉̮̹͚̣̑̄͋̅͐̒̊̄͝
Important Memo:
Do not eat books.
Please, I beg of you. Do not eat books.
There are other ways to obtain knowledge. Or even paper & ink to eat. I will personally write letters for people to consume so long as the books are spared
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is visibly stressed
I had to pull a book out of someones mouth today!
The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice
You will not be having my books as snacks
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The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice
You will not be having my books as snacks
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📚 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚
Suspiciously gathers up books and hides them in her desk to prevent people from devouring them
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Squeaks in rage and slams the library door shut, barring the door
Important Memo:
Do not eat books.
Please, I beg of you. Do not eat books.
There are other ways to obtain knowledge. Or even paper & ink to eat. I will personally write letters for people to consume so long as the books are spared
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