people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀
the whole point of a zine is that it's cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you're being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than "my work can be reproduced as part of this publication" it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.
"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes
Some of the hermit eggs actually contain mini alternate hermits! For instance, one Gregg contains a tiny Ariana Griande; Scar's eggs aren't just elves, but also cowboys and wizards and a teeny tiny mayor; one Jevin egg hatches green; some of the Bdubses have small eyes; and if Ren had been around for the hunt, a puppy Renbob or Renperor may have appeared. (One baby Doc still has its other arm; this one does not know that hubris has consequences.)
One Zedaph egg hatched wearing a yellow and pink superhero costume. Zed still denies he ever had that.