Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. 

 Azula:

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

deep in the 100 emo woods…

(peep punk tigger under the cut)

goth rabbit, punk tigger, and of course… EMO EEYORE

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

this too shall pass

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

What's up, I made a meme that I'm sure is extremely broad-audience and relatable

Soot on snow is soooo 101 Dalmatians to me

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.